No Tomorrow vs. Bite Me

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patrickrowberry
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No Tomorrow vs. Bite Me

Post by patrickrowberry » Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:28 pm

me: 7/5/2/11/5
them: Speed: 4
Traction: 2
Torque: 1
Weapon: 16
Armour: 7


hahahahahaahhahah i'm dso fucked.... uhm lol I guess die

box rush and kill him a guess.. 1 hit wonder fight..

Mystic2000
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Re: No Tomorrow vs. Bite Me

Post by Mystic2000 » Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:04 pm

....well then, i know there's this whole rule about not being super arrogant for an RP and all, but like, let's be honest here, the fuck is he gonna do?

He has 5 armor, my weapon power is 16, i'm literally gonna blast through him.

He has all the edges in the world to catch.

His weapon design is frankly terribly inefficient since he's applying all that force on a flat area rather than a point, and LEGO does have pointed pieces he could have used, he literally uses them for his forks, his means of creation aren't an excuse here.

At least the silver lining is the judges can safely go take a piss or grab popcorn since it's almost guaranteed their intervention will not be necessary.

I do feel some empathy for the arena cleanup crew for what's about to happen LOL

GL HF

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