Crazy Bots: Blazing Ruin - Power Rankings

NFX · Post by **NFX** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:11 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Badnik96</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 09:06 PM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 04:02 PM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 03:51 PM</dd></dl><div> Now now, he's only pretty sure.

Post by **Badnik96** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:13 pm

happy now?

Post by **MadBull** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:19 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 10:02 PM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 03:51 PM</dd></dl><div> Now now, he's only pretty sure.  Can't fault a guy just for taking a honest stab at it.

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Aye, that's fair enough. Hard not to notice when you haven't even won a fight against a tin of Baked Beans, though.

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In all fairness, none of my robots has ever beaten a tin of baked beans, be glad that you at least got the chance!

GF93 · Post by **GF93** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:19 pm

However, Marauder rises again, its silver parts now turned gold, laughing in a distorted mechanical voice as it levitates into the air.
"Baked Beans! You came here expecting to fight a Madman, but instead you found, A GOD!"
Marauder had become a Super Saiyan. It lowers its plate, points at the Beans with its Plate, and fires a laser at them.

"TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER."

(Baked Beans win on a 23-22 Split Decision)

Post by **Badnik96** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:23 pm

but...

(yeah there isn't a second part to this. What, did you think the beans would do something? It's an inanimate object. Geez.)

NFX · Post by **NFX** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:23 pm

But what's this? All of Marauder's internal parts have been stolen by hyperintelligent pandimensional beings masquerading as two ordinary white mice! It seems that in order to complete their galactic supercomputer and thus initiate a ten-billion year process to calculate the ultimate question, Marauder's components must be taken and the machine lose every match it takes part in!

GF93 · Post by **GF93** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:24 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 04:19 PM</dd></dl><div> (Baked Beans win on a 23-22 Split Decision) [/quote]
^^

Post by **MadBull** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:25 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 10:19 PM</dd></dl><div> It lowers its plate, points at the Beans with its Plate [/quote]
can we please keep things dignified? the profanity...

Post by **Badnik96** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:26 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 04:23 PM</dd></dl><div> But what's this? All of Marauder's internal parts have been stolen by hyperintelligent pandimensional beings masquerading as two ordinary white mice! It seems that in order to complete their galactic supercomputer and thus initiate a ten-billion year process to calculate the ultimate question, Marauder's components must be taken and the machine lose every match it takes part in! [/quote]
So you finally figured us out huh?

I need to go get Benjy, looks like the jig's up.

GF93 · Post by **GF93** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:27 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Badnik96</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 04:26 PM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>May 14 2013, 04:23 PM</dd></dl><div> But what's this? All of Marauder's internal parts have been stolen by hyperintelligent pandimensional beings masquerading as two ordinary white mice! It seems that in order to complete their galactic supercomputer and thus initiate a ten-billion year process to calculate the ultimate question, Marauder's components must be taken and the machine lose every match it takes part in! [/quote]
So you finally figured us out huh?

I need to go get Benjy, looks like the jig's up.

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CURSE YOU SPACE MIIIIIIIIIIICE

NWOWWE · Post by **NWOWWE** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:37 pm

I thought it was 10 million not 10 billion years.

Post by **Badnik96** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:38 pm

it's really closer to 5 billion. Us 'space mice' don't like to give away much.

GF93 · Post by **GF93** » Tue May 14, 2013 4:58 pm

La li lu le lo, La li lu le lo, La li lu le lo.

Post by **Badnik96** » Fri May 17, 2013 8:28 am

Actually I was wrong. Squared still has a really slim chance to make the playoffs if Robotnik, Conqueror and ABR lose all their remaining matches and Squared wins all of his. Scatterbrain and TSA are both eliminated though.

NFX · Post by **NFX** » Fri May 31, 2013 10:01 am

Right, I think these rankings are correct, unless I've done the maths wrong. You will notice the complete mindfuck in the LW division at the moment, as well as the fight for the last playoff spot in the MWs. I've no idea if I've gotten the order right or not.

LW's

Slither (4-2)
BlackRose (4-2)
Mercenary (4-2)
Conqueror (4-2)
Annoying Box Rush (4-2)
Dr. Robotnik (4-2)
The Servant's Assistant 2 (2-5)
Squared (1-5)
Scatterbrain (1-6)

MW's

Stingray (5-1)
Revolutions Per Minute (5-2)
WhipCoil (4-3)
Angered Mystery 3 (3-3)
Jinx (3-3)
Sarge (3-3)
Merry Hampton BR (3-3)
Nuclear Mouse (2-4)
Marauder (0-6)

HW's

Pursuit (5-1)
Waterloo Sunset (4-2)
Malevolence II (4-2)
Spectrum Of Eternity (4-3)
Parasite (3-3)
Truth Or Consequences (3-4)
Klarinette (2-4)
Heart Of Darkness (2-4)
Predator (1-5)

SHW's

Black Mamba (5-1)
Phantasmic Slammer (4-2)
F-Dynasty (4-2)
Ganymede (4-2)
MDU (4-3)
Tax Cutter (3-3)
Atomic Steel (2-4)
Final Boss (2-5)
Fiesta! Fiesta! Fiesta! (0-6)