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Post by That Kode Guy » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:26 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>V900</dt><dd>Feb 24 2018, 10:18 PM</dd></dl><div>Oh yeah, and I purposely put a plow on the back of the wood setup because of Kody's MW.[/quote]Good luck with that. :v:

Rest of the bot looks nice though.
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Post by GF93 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:06 pm

Is good&#33;
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Post by V900 » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:35 pm

hey gamers, guess who hasn't updated his showcase since february :headache:

ROBOTS fw incoming

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>V900</dt><dd>Apr 18 2018, 04:08 PM</dd></dl><div>
Featherweight:
Epic Waluigi

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Waluigi may not be in Ultimate Smash Bros vs Capcom 3, but that won't stop him from appearing in ROBOTS. You know Black Dog? That annoying drum that specializes in screwing over plow-stackers? Near-identical stats, but the damage from this thing is even harder to avoid. The weapon bars can either flail in a limited arc (limited enough so that they don't smack each other, that is) or be locked in place.
Speed: 6
Torque: 1
Traction: 4
Armor: 5
Weapon: 14[/quote]
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Post by attackfrog » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:24 pm

So you're basically attacking with wet noodles? :V

WAH hah haaa&#33;

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Post by V900 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:33 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>V900</dt><dd>Apr 18 2018, 04:08 PM</dd></dl><div>
Middleweight:
Dredd

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Spiritual successor to Long Arm of the Law, which in itself was a spiritual successor to Sword of Justice. Funny how that works out, innit? Like the previous 2 bots, this has a big piston that pushes bots away. The difference here is that I'm not trying to damage with it like some sorta moron.

Yes, the wheels shoot sparks out of them on command.

Speed: 8
Torque: 2
Traction: 8
Armor: 10 (+2 front)
Weapon: 2[/quote]

The splash has HARDCOAR FLAMEZ DUDE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;1&#33;&#33;11 so you know it's gonna be good. &#128293;
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Post by V900 » Tue Jan 22, 2019 2:24 am

yuh

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copypaste from signups:
SPEED: 4
TORQUE: 1
TRACTION: 2

SETUP ONE
ARMOR: 10 (+0 RAMPLATE)
WEAPON: 15 (14 HAMMER, 1 PISTON)

SETUP TWO
ARMOR: 11 (+1 RAMPLATE)
WEAPON: 14 (12 HAMMER, 2 PISTON)

SETUP THREE
ARMOR: 12 (+2 RAMPLATE)
WEAPON: 13 (10 HAMMER, 3 PISTON)

NO MANUAL GIVEN FOR HAN-D MODEL
Hammer and piston/punchers can fire separately. The puncher isn't very good at dealing damage, but can disrupt spinners and use it's obscene girth (SHW limit is 340lbs, 680 for walkers) to walk up slowly and downsmash. He's a big guy.
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Post by V900 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:13 am

2/4 lesgo
MW - Super Youkai Warhead

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Speed: 6
Torque: 1
Traction: 4 (+1 treads)

Super Scope 3D setup
Armor: 10
Weapon: 9 (6 saw+arm, 2 clamp)

Exteeeending Aaaaarm setup
Armor: 12 (+2 front)
Weapon: 7 (5 saw+arm, 2 clamp)

Did you know? Kappas are said to steal souls (or "shirikodama") by reaching into the victim's anus and painfully yanking it out of the orfice. That's essentially the main goal of this bot. Enjoy your impromptu prostate exam.

It also has big tubes on the top and bottom containing approximately a gallon of cucumber juice each. Front wedges are hinged.
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Re: V900 Showcase

Post by V900 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 8:03 pm

3
LW - Piranha Plant

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Speed: 4
Torque: 3
Traction: 4
Armor: 13
Weapon: 9 (5 pipe-turret, 5 lifter, 5 saw+arm)

They could have chosen anything, anything. But they chose a fucking leaf.

Just like in every Mario game ever, you'll be hard pressed to defeat this thing with standard attacks. Every inch of it is covered in 13 armor, and the 5-speed turret has even more at 15. Though, the clamping arms leave some openings near the top of the bot. Maybe you could sneak some flames in there...

Oh yeah, here's also a slithering system I made in 5 minutes.
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Post by winternimbus » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:22 pm

oh hey mouser mecha catbot: walker edition

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Post by attackfrog » Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:29 pm

Your robots are as weird as ever :V

Cool stuff.

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Post by V900 » Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:08 am

thanks fams
HW - THE TRASHMAN

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Speed: 7
Torque: 3
Traction: 5 (+1 treads)
Armor: 11 (+2 plow)
Weapon: 2 (1 forklift, 1 clamp, 1 hungry hungry hippos extender, 1 flame)

Trash cans x2
Speed: 1
Torque: 1
Traction: 1
Armor: 1
Weapon: 0

AND THEN I START EATING GARBAGE

You know how most lifters are these low-to-the-ground, sleek little shits that look more akin to Roombas than combat robots? Forklifts don't really lend themselves well to being short. It's got a plow in the front to both act as a lifter and defend against spinners, and an obnoxious overhead device to keep robots in place or scoop them off the plow. The forklift can push said plow into the ground to act similar to a regular lifter.

The trash cans (constructed out of wood and soda can aluminum) can be used to high-center bricks and disorient spinners. Weight distribution is split 90/5/5, that hole in the forklift's top arm spews fire.

There is an egg located inside the bot's front. Please do not disturb it.
that makes 4/4, see you next major folks
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