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MadBull
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Post by MadBull » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:28 am

just... read this

Martijn_to_the_B: hi
Commanderpink: hi
Commanderpink: if u let me win
Commanderpink: Ill give u 5 dollars
Martijn_to_the_B: through what way?
Commanderpink: Paypal
Martijn_to_the_B: send it to me in cash
Commanderpink: ok
Martijn_to_the_B: deal?
Commanderpink: deal
Martijn_to_the_B: nice
Commanderpink: so
Commanderpink: u going to let me win?
Martijn_to_the_B: yeah sure
Commanderpink: then resign
Martijn_to_the_B: oh no not that
Commanderpink: then what?
Martijn_to_the_B: well I'm gonna play a bit and then eventually you'll win
Commanderpink: ok
Commanderpink: Let me win
Martijn_to_the_B: why?
Commanderpink: do u want 5 dollars?
Martijn_to_the_B: ah yes, forgot about those
Commanderpink: so
Martijn_to_the_B: so?
Commanderpink: Yes?
Martijn_to_the_B: yes what?
Commanderpink: r u going to let me win?
Martijn_to_the_B: yeah sure
Commanderpink: then can u resign now?
Martijn_to_the_B: nah
Commanderpink: so u dont want your money?
Martijn_to_the_B: yes I do
Commanderpink: then
Commanderpink: resign
Martijn_to_the_B: nah, I will let you win after playing a bit
Martijn_to_the_B: do you do this often?
Commanderpink: no
Commanderpink: I need to win this
Martijn_to_the_B: why?
Commanderpink: so my teacher will think that Im good
Martijn_to_the_B: how does THIS match convince your teacher you are good?
Martijn_to_the_B: is he watching along?
Commanderpink: So U can have over 1250 rating
Commanderpink: I have to leave now
Commanderpink: so
Commanderpink: can u resign?
Martijn_to_the_B: who is your teacher?
Commanderpink: IM erwin
Martijn_to_the_B: is he on this site?
Commanderpink: no
Martijn_to_the_B: ok
Commanderpink: The next time I see him I will show it to him
Martijn_to_the_B: I don't think he'll be very proud of a student bribing his way to a good ranking
Commanderpink: So do u want 5 dollars?
Martijn_to_the_B: yeah sure
Commanderpink: Then loose
Martijn_to_the_B: how did you get a ranking of 1235?
Commanderpink: I won 1
Martijn_to_the_B: ah ok
Commanderpink: I lost 1
Martijn_to_the_B: ah ok
Commanderpink: then won one
Commanderpink: So can I win?
Martijn_to_the_B: I think you can
Commanderpink: CAn u let me win?
Martijn_to_the_B: maybe
Commanderpink: Ill give u 5 dollars
Martijn_to_the_B: wow 5 dollars!
Commanderpink: 10 dollars
Martijn_to_the_B: 10?
Commanderpink: Ill give u 10 dollars
Martijn_to_the_B: not enough!
Commanderpink: 100?
Martijn_to_the_B: 100?
Commanderpink: 100 dollars?
Martijn_to_the_B: what kind of dollars?
Commanderpink: pounds
Commanderpink: fine
Commanderpink: draw
Commanderpink: and Ill give u 200 pounds
GAME OVER - Martijn_to_the_B vs. Commanderpink - Martijn_to_the_B won by resignation (+11). Your new standard rating is 1131.
Commanderpink has left the chat.

The Mangle
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Post by The Mangle » Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:13 am

I loled at the "what kind of dollars? pounds" bit, a pupil that doesn't know that pounds and dollars are two different things. The bribing part is hilarious as well, so is the ending.

As a story, I give 4/10. Needs more backstory and naked ladies to get a 8.

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Post by playzooki » Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:52 pm

lmao. i once won an otb chess game after my opponent got distracted by liverpool scoring in the europa league final when they had a winning position.
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