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Alias: Captain Not-Russia
Legal Name: Ivan Romanov
Species: Human
Gender: male
Age: 36
Physique: Strong, Russian looking.
Costume: captain America but with totally not Russian colours
Superpowers: basically captain America, with added not-Russian badass
Inventory: shield, electromagnet bracer for shield, various tactical gear and guns
Weakness: totally not loyal to Putin
Personality:

This is fine, honestly I was expecting a mix between tongue-in-cheek and serious superheroes, it is clear where Captain Not-Russia stands lol, welcome aboard.

Alias: Mr. Bigly
Legal Name: Edward Normus
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Physique: Big
Costume: Contains a lot of red, and a werewolf mask from the party store for no particular reason
Superhuman powers: Grows up to 500 feet tall at will
Extraordinary skills: He

Alias: Golden Wings

Legal Name: Madison White

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Physique: Thin but busty girl with blonde hair. Very attractive in a very generic sort of way.

Costume: A cheer-leader type outfit with a domino mask. Coloured Red and Yellow with lots of stars.

Superhuman powers: Controls the "Glitter Force" which she believes to be magical, and used to make wings for flight and fire concussive orbs of glitter. Is actually an insanely dangerous military grade controlled nanite swarm that was bought at a discount from a bankrupt military contractor. Spray-painted gold. The nanites automatically protect her from damage to a degree, which is fortunate as she has no background that would help with superheroics beyond athleticism from cheerleading.

Extraordinary skills: A preternatural ability to be under or misinformed on any subject.

Inventory: A load of coupons for Ole Roy's BBQ Wings she was told to hand out.

Weaknesses: Has no concept of what her own powers do. Really dumb. Willfully ignorant. Blindly patriotic. Not actually very good at superheroing.

Personality: Blindly patriotic, vaccuous, willfully ignorant, anti-intellectual but does think she is doing things for "good".

Origin (concise): Madison won a national beauty pageant run by "Ole Roy's BBQ Wings" fast food chain - the first prize was super powers (specifically second hand military nanites - see powers section) and a place on her local super-team: The Lubbock Ligers. Despite showing little aptitude for it, she has "the look" for the Trump League of 'Murica.

Alias: BARITONE MAN
Legal Name: SHAWN THE BARITONE MAN
Species: BARITONE MAN
Gender: BARITON
Age: 22
Physique: BARITONE
Costume:



Superhuman powers: BARITONE
Extraordinary skills: BARITONE
Inventory: BARITONE
Weaknesses: NO BARITONE
Personality: BARITONE
Origin (concise): BARITONE

... is that you Gabe?

no, I do not have access to a baritone or cymbal staff currently :P

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