BUTTER QUEST
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:36 am
A few guys come to shitpost in your leaving thread, with such zingers as "c u next tuesday". Deciding to take your rage into the "Other RPGs" section of the forum, you begin to make a half-joking half-cry-for-help satire RPG detailing your struggle.
"You stand in the center of a kitchen, with a bread-filled toaster to your right and a very tall refrigerator in front of you. In what can only be described as a cruel twist of fate, you seem to have misplaced your butter. It sits atop the fridge, both cre-"
Before you're able to hit the button to make the thread, however, you're promptly banned. The lone reason listed beside the disrupting error message being a smarmy "lol". Is angry german kid still something that people remember? Because that's basically what happens afterward. Your keyboard is upended by your own two hands and bashed repeatedly against the desk, scattering letters in all directions. With one final swing, your computer's CRT monitor gets bashed in real good, some color still managing to show through the massively gaping cracks. The computer's manufacturers clearly did not design their hardware to withstand one lad's butter-angst fueled assault.
It was quite an expensive way to blow off steam, but you feel slightly calmed down. Heading back toward the kitchen, you reopen the refrigerator and down a spare glass of... butter. Yes, this is the same type of butter you could have simply poured onto your toast in the first place, but that's hardly an option after you chug the entire cup in one go. Your arteries are sure to appreciate their owner's consumption of straight lard.
You have caused roughly $1200 of property damage. What do you do now? (next post will come tomorrow)
"You stand in the center of a kitchen, with a bread-filled toaster to your right and a very tall refrigerator in front of you. In what can only be described as a cruel twist of fate, you seem to have misplaced your butter. It sits atop the fridge, both cre-"
Before you're able to hit the button to make the thread, however, you're promptly banned. The lone reason listed beside the disrupting error message being a smarmy "lol". Is angry german kid still something that people remember? Because that's basically what happens afterward. Your keyboard is upended by your own two hands and bashed repeatedly against the desk, scattering letters in all directions. With one final swing, your computer's CRT monitor gets bashed in real good, some color still managing to show through the massively gaping cracks. The computer's manufacturers clearly did not design their hardware to withstand one lad's butter-angst fueled assault.
It was quite an expensive way to blow off steam, but you feel slightly calmed down. Heading back toward the kitchen, you reopen the refrigerator and down a spare glass of... butter. Yes, this is the same type of butter you could have simply poured onto your toast in the first place, but that's hardly an option after you chug the entire cup in one go. Your arteries are sure to appreciate their owner's consumption of straight lard.
You have caused roughly $1200 of property damage. What do you do now? (next post will come tomorrow)