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Mayfly
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A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Mayfly » Sun Apr 11, 2021 8:50 pm

Welcome everyone! I'm Mayfly and I am trying to do the tournament thing. This is the Assbot Super Show, or A.S.S for short. In this tournament, all the robots are shuntposts or made in like 30 minutes. Dirty Dozen ruleset is in affect, 250 pounds, straight bracket, and the only rule made by me is to please honor the spirit of this tournament and don't enter a 16 weapon 9+4 weapon armor into this, I will just ignore it. So go ahead everyone, do your worst!
Also I will be the only writer because
1.) This tournament isn't the longest
2.) I don't want to waste the other writers time

Entries:
1.) Crash Test Grandparents-Mayfly
2.) What the Hell?!-Turtleback
3.) TWERP: The Worldly, Extremely Real Phalanx-Colon_The
4.) Here Comes The Sun-attackfrog
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Crash Test Grandma: 0-6

Boy Sprout: 0-2

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Mayfly » Sun Apr 11, 2021 8:55 pm

Here is Crash Test Grandparents, by the way, each segment weighs 120 pounds.
Stats:
Speed: 1(they're geriatrics, what do you expect?)
Weapon: 0
Armor: 4
Torque: 12
Traction: 13
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Crash Test Grandma: 0-6

Boy Sprout: 0-2

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Botomatic1000 » Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:21 pm

Team Riptide: Advanced Robot Combat

Reserving something stupid

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by TurtleBack! » Sun Apr 11, 2021 9:53 pm

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ENTER A TOURNAMENT?!

Sigh, well, here I go

Imagine fusing red devil, duck, and a hammer saw, and adding a bunch of lifters. You get this.

Introducing: What The Hell?!

It contains 5 lifters, 1 main one and 4 extra lifters/grapplers, oh, and a hammer saw, cause why not?

Yeah, I know.

4/3/2/14 (3 for lifter, 11 for hammer saw)/7
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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Jorji » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:10 pm

Based and Deuspilled

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Madman
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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Madman » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:23 pm

This is gonna be tough. Somehow, I'll have to make a bad bot...
Tartarus Robotics Group: Infinitely wise and merciful since 2016
(don't ask about before that)

Black Dog ||| Hellhound V ||| Blood Eagle ||| Santangelo ||| Hellhound VII ||| Hoarfrost

Mechanized Mayhem: 0-0
Heavyweight: Danger Zone (0-0)
CBC4: 26-5
Featherweight: Black Dog III (6-2)
Lightweight: Blood Eagle (7-1)
Middleweight: Hoarfrost (9-0) CHAMPION!
Heavyweight: Santangelo (5-2)
Current Roster: 183-40 (.821)
Black Dog (ROBOTS - MW*, ROBOTS3 - FW, CBC4 - FW): 26-5
Blood Eagle (CBC3 - LW*, CBC4 - LW): 15-2
Danger Zone (Mechanized Mayhem - HW): 0-0
Detroit Iron (ICEcrown - SHW): 6-2
Hellcat (Thunder Underground - MW): 2-0
Hellhound (R: Extinction - HW, Pressure Drop - HW, RB2 - HW, ROBOTS - HW, New Blood - HW*, ROBOTS 3 - HW*, Thunder Underground - HW): 46-11
Hoarfrost (RB2 - MW, Armageddon! - MW, Ruination 4 - LW, Thunder Underground - LW, CBC4 - MW*): 23-5
Krakatoa (Robo-Con - LW, Ruination 4 - SHW, Thunder Underground - LW): 11-2
Meanstreak (RB2 - LW, Ruination 4 - HW): 10-3
Santangelo (CBC3 - SHW*, CBC4 - HW): 13-3
Sundancer (Ruination 4 - MW, R: Revival - MW, REDDIT - HW, R: Evolution - FW): 21-4
Talons Out (ROBOTS - FW): 10-3
Thundercaller (Vexed!): 1-0
Yet to Fight
Hadean, Intimidator, Kurosaki-kun, Midnight Sun, Neon Rampage
Retired
Eye of Newt, Morality, Savage, Tiger, Vicious, Wild Child
ARC Hall of Fame
Hellhound - #1
Black Dog - #2
Blood Eagle - #11
Sundancer - #24
Hoarfrost - #49

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Colon_The » Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:05 am

TWERP: The Worldly, Extremely Real Phalanx


Is this allowed? Anyway, THANK YOU COPY AND PASTE, I couldn't have made this without you.

- It is a basic 4wd flipper, nothing special.
- It has a good amount of forks around it's perimeter
- Based off infantry formation known as Phalanx.
- I hope the arena floor is flat, or else this thing will struggle. (It'll struggle even if the arena is flat, the arena being flat means it could at least move)
- I don't know why I am using this format to display my comments on this monstrosity.
- Sadly I am unable to put a picture of a tiger on this robot
- Looks like I cut a slice of sea urchin
- I might change my stats, depending if I want to be ironic or faithful.
  • Stats
    Speed: 9
    Traction: 8
    Torque: 2
    Weapon: 8
    Armor: 3

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by attackfrog » Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:55 pm

Here Comes The Sun 🌞

3 Speed / 1 Traction / 1 Torque / 15 Weapon / 12 Armor
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They said it couldn’t be done. They said it shouldn’t be done. They were right about the second part.

Here Comes The Sun is the mythical “vertical rammer” come to terrible, unnatural life. A combat robot without any wheels, tracks, or legs, its spherical surface is covered instead in metal spikes and pneumatic pistons. These pistons have two firing modes: the first is a low-powered, short-travel mode that can be used to roll the robot around by firing the pistons underneath and on the other side of the direction desired. The second is a high power mode that launches the entire robot into the air, so that it can come crashing down, spikes-first, on its bewildered opponent. (All the pistons retract while HCTS is airborne.)

You might say I'm a dream teamer, but I'm not the only one. Little darling, it seems like it's been years since I came up with this stupid concept. Here Comes The Sun, and I say, it’s all right (maybe.)


Frogbot 2000: ROBOT2 Middleweight Champion!
Speed Bison: Ruination IV Superheavyweight 2nd Place

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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by Trihunter » Tue Apr 13, 2021 7:11 pm

thing soon
Accolades
Official participant in ARCcon Europe
ROBOT 2 FW Shitbot Showdown winner
ROBOT 2 MW Shitbot Showdown winner
ROBOT 2 HW Shitbot Showdown winner
ROBOT 2 Most Trophies (Runner-up)
Official voter in OSCARC 2018
Best Meme 2018 (Mimi-Chan)
Trophies
ICEcrown Champion (Steelhead)
CBC3 SHW Runner-Up (Hartmann's Youkai Bot II)
CBC4 LW Runner-Up (Scrapper)
ROBOT4 Sportsman Runner-Up (Split Personality)
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Re: A.S.S(Assbot Super Show)

Post by YSMQTHLQYH » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:38 am

So new era lite
I forgot when is the deadline and i dont feel like doing shit right now.
If there still is a day or so left ping me in discord and i might make the bot i actually have in mind.

if not i will just drop this
Hovercrap
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Stats:
Speed: 6
Traction: 1
Torque: 1
Weapon: 14(-1 so 13 for both)
Armor: 8
Actual explanation: It´s a hovercraft armed with 2 ICE-powered counter-rotating ring spinners. I was originally going to put a dorito on it but i decided to LS swap it and then supercharge it just because that looks cooler :V
Anyways, the V8 engine has fuel injection, the pump and the other stuff that i wont bother to mention so that it can work when inverted, giving it a chance to self right with the rear pole thing. Speaking of the engine, it powers both the propellers AND the spinners.
You may ask how does this thing turn. The answer is that the spinners are connected to the engine via the mechanism that tanks use to turn; so this thing slows down one of the rings so the other spin faster than it, and that makes the bot turn in place because newtons 3rd law, if that makes sense.
EDIT: forgot to mention, the propellers that make the thing hover are electric and the big ones on the back that move the robot, those are the ones also powered by the engine
TEAM DESIGN FLAW
Recent history
Dirty Dozen -
Something Something I Regret Nothing 0-0
I Suck At Names II 0-0
OTSC v2.0 0-0

Butcher's Circus -
Evaccania DOOM 0-0

ROBOT4 -
Cyan Printer Ink 4-1 // Multiply and Surrender 2-1 // Apeirogon II 4-0 (Champion!) // Total 10-2

CBC4 -
Vindicator 4-2 // Apeirogon 4-3 // Pressure Flop II 5-3 // Padoru Machina 3-3 // Total 16-11
less recent stuff
Thunder Underground -
OTSC 2-0 // Need For Spin 1-1 // FREE ICE CREAM 0-1 // Cookie Cutter 1-0 // Total (i guess) 4-2

REDDIT - Terrorbird 4-1
Reckoning: Evolution - Riptide 2-2
ROBOT3 -
Beaned 2-5 //<3 5-3 // Pressure Flop 4-3 // Omnicrap 2.0 2-5 // Total 13-16

CBC3 -
Evil Destroyer 4-4 // I Suck At Names 5-3 // Something Something Cluster Bot 3-3 // Equisde 3-3 // Total 15-13

ICEcrown - Hovercrap 3-3
REDDIT(2K18) - Omnicrap 3-3
Overall record: 70-53

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