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Small Boat : Grug, Ee'rah, Puck, Gilles, Nope Grug piles into that boat awful fast beside Ee'rah and gets to work paddling with the funny boom club. Nope Paddles, Ee'rah paddles, and Puck paddles. At some point in the history of this boat, there were four paddles. Now, for whatever reason, there ar...

The Mothafuckin' Spinosaurus Mrs. Spinosaurus laughs at the little mammals in her head as they scramble desperately for the large rowboat on the shore. Good. they can fuck right off of her island. If she wasn't so full and, quite frankly, on the verge of puking up a meal, she'd be chasing after the...

The Spinosaurus The spinosaurus was having a great day - honestly - before shit hit the fan. She'd caught a nice big Onchopristus and even managed to avoid its annoying barbs and then some dumbass Mawsonia had wandered right into her path and... well, who was she to say no to something that just wa...

Cavemen Currently Alive: There are 38 cavemen alive! Including: First , Grug , Ee'rah , Lurk , Puck , Nope , Ren , Brick , O'ko , Gilles , Oops , Meep Human ~ Neanderthal ~ Denisovan ~ Erectus ~ Floresien ~ Male ~ Female Oh no! Three more cavemen died! Good Luck, Cavemen!!!

By the Supply Crate Lurki Lurki : The sudden influx of people is too much for Lurk to take. She retreats with a slice of pizza hanging out of her mouth, a can of spam in one hand, a raincoat, and lots of knives, a rapier, and a couple of pistols. She settles under the shelter of a clump of large fe...

Ee'rah, Lurk, O'ko, and Gilles Ee'rah has a boom-stick. It's a nice big one and it has a shoulder strap. The tall, scaredy ape-man has calmed down and walks up to the The giant flying beast is gone, but she still glances up at the sky warily and keeps waiting for the dark girl to say or do somethin...

Cavemen Currently Alive: There are 41 cavemen alive! Including: First , Grug , Ee'rah , Oop , Lurk , Puck , Nope , Ren , Brick , O'ko , Gilles Human ~ Neanderthal ~ Denisovan ~ Erectus ~ Floresien ~ Male ~ Female Good Luck, Cavemen!!!

Oop Oop is dead. Very dead. Oop suppose had decent life. End strange way, though. Really, Oop have no last thought. Oop's brain go splat too fast. Goodbye, Oop. Was nice know you. Oop's current arsenal: none. He's dead. Nope and Ren There are lots of Stockies here, light and dark ones, big hairy pe...

Cavemen Currently Alive: There are 41 cavemen alive! Including: First , Grug , Ee'rah , Oop , Lurk , Puck , Nope , Ren , Brick , O'ko Human ~ Neanderthal ~ Denisovan ~ Erectus ~ Floresien ~ Male ~ Female One Caveman Died! Oh No! Good Luck, Cavemen!!!

The first twenty seconds are chaos. I mean... what did you expect when dropping 42 paleolithic hominims on a remote tropical island in the Cretaceous period and giving them access to assorted Holocene tech? If you understood that, BTW, you're a nerd. There's no shame here, though. This is a nonjudgm...

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Name: Ee'rah Age: 17 Sex: female Species: Neanderthal Background: Ee'rah is her clan's designated smart person. She even made a thing that rolls once, but nobody could see any use for it, so she went back to picking bugs out of her mother's hair. Technically, she's a pretty good hunter and an excel...

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You Wake Up... It's a hot, muggy day. The sun is directly overhead, peering through a thin veil of clouds. You blink and shield your eyes, unless you're a particularly dumb individual. This is entirely possible since you're a caveman. You don't know what a caveman is, of course. You've been plucked...

so ya its ded.

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