ARC

Magnolia Grande: 4 speed / 2 traction / 1 torque / 16 weapon / 7 armour - upper wedge teeth on, figurehead on for maximum height in overcutter mode
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Hoarfrost: 8 speed / 7 traction / 3 torque / 1 weapon / 11 armour (+2 HUGE plow)



This is the fight that Grande's built for, what with the ...

Glacier III: 1 speed / 1 traction / 1 torque / 18 weapon (+2 shields) / 11 armour
vs.
Xtreme pneumatiX: 7 speed / 6 traction / 2 torque / 3 weapon / 12 armour



I do enough damage that he probably doesn't want to do two things:

1) Attempt to smother me all fight long.
2) Wantonly fire the ...

Finishing Move: 8 speed / 7 traction / 1 torque / 11 weapon / 3 armour - 1 point of weapon armour to flipper
vs.
I Can't Believe it's not Tanto: 8 speed / 7 traction / 3 torque / 0 /12



My advantages:

1. I'm a spinner that can't be smothered. I equal him in speed and control, I have ample ...

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Magnolia Pico: 4/2/1/16+1/9 - serious hammer config
vs
Broken Tooth: 6/4/1/13/6(+2 weapon) - all wedges on



Gabe's a good debater, so expect the ARC-staple strawmen, weasel words, and one-sided analysis. The facts are as follows, though:

1) I kill him with potentially one hit and shock damage ...

Glacier III: 1/1/1/16/11 - shieldless configuration
vs
The No Fun Machine: 3/1/1/16/9 - flail configuration



I hate going with a stat-based argument. It kind of validates Gabe's thing about big spinners being boring and win/lose on load in. That said...

I know. I hate myself.

I win on stats ...

Magnolia Grande: 4/2/1/16/7
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Momma Bear: 4/2/1/0/13, 8/7/1/2/2 x2



1) I vaporize the cubs in one shot...at half power and, since they're 1/4 the weight of a normal bot, they'll barely even slow my weapon while dying horribly.

2) I have a TON of weapon coverage and range. About the only area ...

Okay, their play here is painfully obvious, since FtW can't hurt me and can't survive even a single hit from me. Avanti to tank Blue Max and Pat's spinner to try to flip Ayame around. There are a few problems with this:

1) FtW is a tall, relatively narrow vert that is visibly non-invertible. One ...

CIRCUITZ: 10/8/4/5/3 (config not declared)
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Finishing Move: 8/7/1/11/3 - 1 point of weapon armour to flipping arm



1) Her normally huge speed edge is marginal here: 12 to 10, and I have the better control and can match her strafing shenanigans. -2 control also means she's going to oversteer at ...

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His challenge is to control me while being the noticeably slower bot. His best chance of doing that is clamping me and dumping me in the pit (after smacking into the grate 4 times) or the hazards. He also deals two impact damage. That shouldn't be enough to really impact the fight, but don't just ...

Their play's obvious: Molten on the lightly-armoured Vortex, CF tanking me. This supposedly 2v2 fight is just going to devolve into another pair of 1v1s like everything else so far.

Yeah, not gonna let that happen.

Initially, we'll give them the matchups they probably want. Vortex is faster than ...

MG: 4/2/1/16/7
VT: 5/3/1/14/7



I'm an undercutter vs a vert with a high-mounted disc and a large, lightly-armoured front wedge. I also win handily weapon to weapon. I could write 395 words or whatever or I could just say this:

Spin up, move out, and hit him. Pay attention to angles to try to ...

I do buttloads of shock damage to him. I'm running the lifters as bait and a contingency. He's a clamp. He'll try to clamp them. Duh. Pat's evolved beyond 'bot rush' at this point. So anyways, lifters up and out of the way, spin up, move out, be as evasive as a 1 speed bot can be. He can't ...

a. We can deal deal significant damage. They can't.

b. We have the fastest single bot in this fight: basically something that does what they do, only better.

c. You don't see many x-axis spinners. Not many bots have a real plan for countering them aside from something something instability. Use ...