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by Hooray For Lexan
Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:00 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: Champions' Combat League
Replies: 15
Views: 332

Re: Champions' Combat League

Bone Hurting Juice https://i.imgur.com/FvUUFjZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/I5K9yo8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9qoSizI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/jRgISuq.jpg Stats: Speed: 4 Traction: 2 Torque: 1 Weapon: 16 - 15 in Chungus Bar config Armor: 7 - 8 (+1 bar) in Chungus Bar config Bone Hurting Juice is a Neon Rip...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:27 pm
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: Freshman Fight League Power Rankings and Predictions
Replies: 8
Views: 236

Re: Freshman Fight League Power Rankings and Predictions

1: Black Lagoon. This is a weird friggin statline, but actually a 4-speed circlestrafing vert is gonna be hard as hell for most of this field to avoid, it has unironically good wedgelets, and it hits so damn hard basically nobody but Fustercluck's meme plow can avoid getting bent to shit by it. The...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:56 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Mechanised Mayhem Week 2: Torakkā vs Satanic Panic
Replies: 1
Views: 50

Re: Mechanised Mayhem Week 2: Torakkā vs Satanic Panic

Torraka’s really quick and has a powerful drivetrain, so I need to be careful to avoid getting box rushed. Start sideways and immediately turn the weapon on and run away until it’s at full speed. I do not want him stopping my blade and then turning my over. Once I’m spun up, if he’s being aggressive...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Mar 27, 2021 5:46 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Mechanized Mayhem: Satanic Panic vs Mirage
Replies: 1
Views: 44

Re: Mechanized Mayhem: Satanic Panic vs Mirage

Spin up, come out carefully at a normal pace. If he’s coming straight at me, do the same but turn into his spin direction at the last second so I uppercut his bar instead of getting knocked aside. If he’s being tricky and juking around, be more passive and let him come to me, focusing on avoiding gy...
by Hooray For Lexan
Mon Feb 22, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: Mechanized Mayhem (Season 1)
Replies: 22
Views: 1475

Re: Mechanized Mayhem (Season 1)

I am become compete, the shatterer of bots Satanic Panic Speed: 4 Traction: 3 Torque: 1 Weapon: 14 Armor: 8 https://i.imgur.com/gmd5baL.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZUTkd7j.jpg Satanic Panic is a vertical spinner. Satanic Panic is driven by two NPC T-64 wheelchair gearmotors, a popular drivetrain choice ...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sun Feb 14, 2021 2:34 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Dirty Dozen Third Play Playoff: Skoll vs Death Metal
Replies: 1
Views: 153

Dirty Dozen Third Play Playoff: Skoll vs Death Metal

Starting upright, using scythe blade set to spin COUNTERCLOCKWISE. Yeah, let’s just go for it. Even stats, similar weapons, let’s just make a good show of it. Shaba’s using the toothed bar, which actually works out nicely for me. The teeth are hardened steel but the bar itself is probably aluminum a...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:22 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Dirty Dozen Semifinal: OTSC 2.0 vs Skoll
Replies: 1
Views: 82

Re: Dirty Dozen Semifinal: OTSC 2.0 vs Skoll

Symmetrical bar please. Start upright. Spin up, go in the middle of the arena, stay in the middle of the arena, hit him. This is a pretty basic wedge vs spinner fight, not a whole lot fancy going on. I can’t tell if his wedge is taller than his wheels: if it isn’t I could take them out if I skip up ...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:38 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Skoll vs The Big Spook
Replies: 1
Views: 151

Re: Skoll vs The Big Spook

Scythe config please. On one hand 3armorlol. On the other hand 11speedlol. Okay, start upright and BACKWARDS. At the start immediately reverse to the OOTA wall and turtle against it until I’m spun up. The back is the only remotely safe-ish angle he can attack from and he may try box rushing out of d...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:34 am
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Grug stare at dark shape in water. Rock? Underwater tree? Extra deep spot that somehow move because weird shit just happen all time today? Better paddle around in case it break float-thing, but float-thing not going straight anyway. Float thing move like man who eat bad mushroom. Man on other side p...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Dec 12, 2020 2:15 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: The Dirty Dozen: Lethal Carriageway vs Skoll
Replies: 1
Views: 170

Re: The Dirty Dozen: Lethal Carriageway vs Skoll

Stats: Skoll: 4/2/1/16/7 Lethal Carriageway: 7/6/3/4/10 Configs: Using scythe blade. Strategy: His armor’s pretty weak but he’s got a decent drivetrain. Start inverted and sideways, spin up and come out at an angle in the oppposite direction. Once I’m up to speed point the weapon at the middle of hi...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:21 am
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Grug climb in float-thing. It too small for everyone, but if any people go in it, should be people who did work. Fucking freeloaders. Only there only two of wide club, so now Grug sitting in back doing fuck-all. Funny club a similar shape though. Grug paddle with funny club instead. But thin handle ...
by Hooray For Lexan
Thu Dec 10, 2020 10:45 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Grug shrug. Float-thing? Going to water good idea if only one fish snake camel. Better to be on other side. But is there only one? Grug look at horizon. Oh. That float-thing. Grug laugh. "That not float thing, that even bigger giant basket!" Grug point back at giant basket. Grug have momen...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:44 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Grug examine axe. Handle good, smooth and fit well in hand. Bit small. But head made wrong way round. Handle supposed to be split, not head. And nothing tying it on. Might break? Grug motion red hair girl to stand back. Grug swing at tree. But axe not break. Made of same stuff as funny club. "H...
by Hooray For Lexan
Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:56 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Boat heavy. Skinny man phoning it the fuck in. Grug shake head in annoyance. Then big boom somewhere on beach. Grug spin around. Cloud of sand and water in air. Still no storm cloud in sky. Still no cliff for rock to fall. This time nobody with funny club, but one small man have guilty look on face....
by Hooray For Lexan
Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:22 am
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 3193

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Grug intrigued by wood shell. It like bones but made of wood. Or like basket. Grug poke with long stick. It make hollow sound. Would make good drum, but also good shelter. Not tall enough to sit down except for small people, but can put on stilts. But Grug have bad thought. Wood shell much too big t...