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by attackfrog
Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:24 pm
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: Mechanized Mayhem (Season 1)
Replies: 16
Views: 226

Re: Mechanized Mayhem (Season 1)

Prepare thyselves, for some dumbass bullshittery approacheth with haste!
by attackfrog
Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:10 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Whirlpool vs Listen Here Granddad, This is America. Everyone here eats ass
Replies: 1
Views: 107

Re: Whirlpool vs Listen Here Granddad, This is America. Everyone here eats ass

OK so here's the plan. Spin up, move out and hump the center pillar. Like I mean grind the flat side of my robot against that baby like I'm the horniest motherfucker in the club. Circle around that pillar, point the spinner at Grandpa's Ass, and smack that ass with it. What you gon' do, grandpa? I'l...
by attackfrog
Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

O'ko stares at the beast in the water, his eyes as unblinking as its own and at least as wide. Its unmoving yet ominous presence now occupies the entirety of his over-stressed and frightened mind. He doesn't see the flying monster, he's totally forgotten the creature on the beach. All there is for h...
by attackfrog
Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:47 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Though he was shaking like a leaf at the idea of getting any closer to that vicious monstrosity, O'ko was even more terrified at the idea of being left alone in this place with it. The rest of the strange people were already climbing into the floating... what should he call these things? How about.....
by attackfrog
Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:22 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Whirlpool vs. Xtreme Pneumatix
Replies: 1
Views: 128

Whirlpool vs. Xtreme Pneumatix

Whirlpool: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 Xtreme Pneumatix: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74024 I dunno what config XP is using but it probably doesn't matter very much? Whirlpool will start right-side-up to give it more area of a...
by attackfrog
Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:21 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Speed Bison vs. Death Metal
Replies: 1
Views: 110

Speed Bison vs. Death Metal

Speed Bison: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 Death Metal: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74047 The Bison is using its plow, of course. DM's using its angled blade. Speed Bison's plow is wide, so it'll be hard for Death Metal to get ...
by attackfrog
Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:20 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Swordfish 3 vs. OTSC 2
Replies: 1
Views: 135

Swordfish 3 vs. OTSC 2

Swordfish 3: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 OTSC 2.0: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p73993 Swordfish is using its wedgelet config, OTSC its main config. What can OTSC do? It can try to push Swordfish around a bit, but it's going to...
by attackfrog
Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:43 pm
Forum: The Jukebox
Topic: Dope Music
Replies: 94
Views: 19595

Re: Dope Music

Archangel wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:55 pm roller coaster tycoon 3's soundtrack fuckin S L A P S btw.
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by attackfrog
Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:27 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

O'ko struggled back to consciousness, once again finding himself lying on the ground. "Oh good, maybe this was all a dream!" he hoped, in vain. He was still on this horrible island. And that... monster was still there, sitting on its nest. At least it didn't eat him while he was passed out. And his ...
by attackfrog
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:29 am
Forum: Chit Chat Lounge
Topic: Chinese Whispers 2: Return of the Chinese Whispers
Replies: 22
Views: 1400

Re: Chinese Whispers 2: Return of the Chinese Whispers

Which he got from my picture (it's Shigeru Miyamoto by the way lol):

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...which was in turn inspired by Super's sentence:

"The Japanese use PowerPoint graphics to censor phallic imagery"
by attackfrog
Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:38 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

O'ko sees one of the two other... people take a small object out of the hollow rock. Suddenly, a flash of lightning comes from it! O'ko cowers, terrified again, but the thunder doesn't come, even after a second flash. He looks up again, and the person is holding a small piece of bark with... herself...
by attackfrog
Fri Dec 04, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

O'ko is stopped dead in his tracks by the appearance of two other... people? They look totally unlike anyone O'ko has ever seen, but... unmistakably people. Comforted a little by the idea of safety in numbers, he cautiously approaches them, checking for any threatening movements. They're looking int...
by attackfrog
Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:35 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

O'ko is awakened once again by a loud clap of thunder. He finds thunder terrifying, but looking up, he doesn't see any rain clouds. He does, however, see a giant bird monster devouring a smaller bird. This is just too much. O'ko snaps, lets out a piercing shriek, then runs yelling as fast as he can....
by attackfrog
Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: RPG RP Room
Topic: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen
Replies: 42
Views: 1927

Re: ARC: Anachronistically Rifled Cavemen

Name: O'ko Age: 19 Sex: Male Species: Erectus Background: O'ko is a coward. Scary things cause him to freak out, like when his brother put a big spider on his arm as a joke and he ran screaming into a tree. He just wanted to live a peaceful life, gathering roots and berries and hunting small furry ...
by attackfrog
Sat Nov 28, 2020 6:22 pm
Forum: Public Service Announcements
Topic: ARC Stickers, Shirts, and other real-life gear!
Replies: 4
Views: 580

Re: ARC Stickers, Shirts, and other real-life gear!

Whelp Redbubble suspended my account without telling me why and it doesn't look like they're unbanning me so this might be the shortest merch sale ever. If you want to get your own shirts or whatever printed, I've attached the files, so go for it! Or if you know of a different service I could sell s...