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Prepare thyselves, for some dumbass bullshittery approacheth with haste!

OK so here's the plan. Spin up, move out and hump the center pillar. Like I mean grind the flat side of my robot against that baby like I'm the horniest motherfucker in the club. Circle around that pillar, point the spinner at Grandpa's Ass, and smack that ass with it. What you gon' do, grandpa? I'l...

O'ko stares at the beast in the water, his eyes as unblinking as its own and at least as wide. Its unmoving yet ominous presence now occupies the entirety of his over-stressed and frightened mind. He doesn't see the flying monster, he's totally forgotten the creature on the beach. All there is for h...

Though he was shaking like a leaf at the idea of getting any closer to that vicious monstrosity, O'ko was even more terrified at the idea of being left alone in this place with it. The rest of the strange people were already climbing into the floating... what should he call these things? How about.....

Whirlpool: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 Xtreme Pneumatix: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74024 I dunno what config XP is using but it probably doesn't matter very much? Whirlpool will start right-side-up to give it more area of a...

Speed Bison: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 Death Metal: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74047 The Bison is using its plow, of course. DM's using its angled blade. Speed Bison's plow is wide, so it'll be hard for Death Metal to get ...

Swordfish 3: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p74028 OTSC 2.0: https://www.advancedrobotcombat.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=9838#p73993 Swordfish is using its wedgelet config, OTSC its main config. What can OTSC do? It can try to push Swordfish around a bit, but it's going to...

Archangel wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:55 pm roller coaster tycoon 3's soundtrack fuckin S L A P S btw.

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O'ko struggled back to consciousness, once again finding himself lying on the ground. "Oh good, maybe this was all a dream!" he hoped, in vain. He was still on this horrible island. And that... monster was still there, sitting on its nest. At least it didn't eat him while he was passed out. And his ...

Which he got from my picture (it's Shigeru Miyamoto by the way lol):




...which was in turn inspired by Super's sentence:

"The Japanese use PowerPoint graphics to censor phallic imagery"

O'ko sees one of the two other... people take a small object out of the hollow rock. Suddenly, a flash of lightning comes from it! O'ko cowers, terrified again, but the thunder doesn't come, even after a second flash. He looks up again, and the person is holding a small piece of bark with... herself...

O'ko is stopped dead in his tracks by the appearance of two other... people? They look totally unlike anyone O'ko has ever seen, but... unmistakably people. Comforted a little by the idea of safety in numbers, he cautiously approaches them, checking for any threatening movements. They're looking int...

O'ko is awakened once again by a loud clap of thunder. He finds thunder terrifying, but looking up, he doesn't see any rain clouds. He does, however, see a giant bird monster devouring a smaller bird. This is just too much. O'ko snaps, lets out a piercing shriek, then runs yelling as fast as he can....

Name: O'ko Age: 19 Sex: Male Species: Erectus Background: O'ko is a coward. Scary things cause him to freak out, like when his brother put a big spider on his arm as a joke and he ran screaming into a tree. He just wanted to live a peaceful life, gathering roots and berries and hunting small furry ...

Whelp Redbubble suspended my account without telling me why and it doesn't look like they're unbanning me so this might be the shortest merch sale ever. If you want to get your own shirts or whatever printed, I've attached the files, so go for it! Or if you know of a different service I could sell s...