Well folks, who's up for a little bit of robit fightin', eh? After a second iteration that...well, the first rule of CBC2 is that you don't talk about CBC2... The Cherry Bomb Classic is back. Gimmicky sponsors? Check! We've got Volvo this time. Monsterworks' patented storylines? Yup! Wacky arenas? Fam, you know it! A bajillion different weight classes and side events? ....eh, we're trying to learn from past crash and burns and scale that back a bit, so you palookas get only the traditional four: Lightweight, Middleweight, Heavyweight, and Superheavyweight. Wanna sign up for them? Do it below.
The Tournament
Listen, I'm not about to give you some flowery anecdote about how big this event's gonna be. It's gonna HUGE. Lemme tell you: YUGE. Well, actually, not all that big: four weight classes, with a cap of twenty-one bots in each. Now, here's the hard part: You have to actually post here and reserve for each of the weight classes that you want to participate in individually, just like in ROBOT2. Also, just like there, you're not obligated to be in all four. What's a bit different is that you're going to 'hard' reserve three bots, and then the fourth will be a 'soft' reserve. In the event that a weight class fills up, the soft reserves will be bumped out in reverse order of how they signed up.
Each weight class will consist of three groups of seven bots each, which means that each bot will receive one bye week. The top three bots from each group will qualify for single-elimination playoffs, though the eighth and ninth seeds will will face off first to see who makes it in. Then everything will proceed normally. No, it's not that complicated.
Dates
Signups will close on the morning of Monday, January 28, 2019 to give us some time to do seedings and brackets, and then the tournament will begin on February 2. Due dates will be the standard Saturday 11:59 PM EST. If you need an extension for whatever reason, ask me a couple of days ahead of time, and I'm not about to be a dick about it.
Rules
Saying that you weren't sure about the rules is no excuse for messing up an RP/result/first date. It's all written right over here. It's basically just the REDDIT rule set with the Thunderground modifications. Give it a read if you ever find yourself in a waiting room or at a bus stop. If there's something you don't understand or need clarified (and by 'need clarified', I don't mean 'passive-aggressively' comment on something that you don't like in it), feel free to ask me in discord or on the forums.
Arenas
The weird and wonderful arenas are a big part of the Cherry Bomb Classic experience, and they're back again this year, just...a couple less than last time. This year, we'll have six of them for the regular season and one for the playoffs, as voted upon by you, the community, in this poll. The regular season arenas will be divided by weight class and each will appear twice, with three for the lightweights and middleweights, and three for the heavyweights and superheavyweights. The playoff arena will be used for all playoff rounds and weight classes.
In order of when they'll feature, the superior seven are:
Round One: Vertigo (all) - weeks 1 and 2
Round Two: The Asylum (LW/MW) & The Woodshed (HW/SHW) - weeks 3 and 4
Round Three: Gothiq (LW/MW) & Stormhavn (HW/SHW) - weeks 5 and 6
Round Four: Shooting Star (LW/MW) & Buzludzha (HW/SHW) - weeks 7 and 8
Round Five: The Asylum (LW/MW) & The Woodshed (HW/SHW) - weeks 9 and 10
Round Six: Gothiq (LW/MW) & Stormhavn (HW/SHW) - weeks 11 and 12
Round Seven: Shooting Star (LW/MW) & Buzludzha (HW/SHW) - weeks 13 and 14
Eighth Place Eliminators: Vertigo (all) - week 15
Quarterfinals: Vertigo (all) - week 16
Semifinals: Vertigo (all) - week 17
Championship: Vertigo (all) - week 18
With the size of the draw and the available writing staff, the tournament will alternate weeks between lighter weights and heavier weights, so RPing and writing will both be pretty low-burden affairs, with only two fights per week. Assuming that all goes as planned, CBC3 will finish up on May 18. For further information on the arenas, take a look over here. There are some formatting errors due to the forum move, but they'll be rectified before the tournament begins. I highly recommend familiarizing yourselves with the arenas. Using their features wisely has often proven to be the difference between victory and defeat.
Staff
Writers and the other people who volunteer are the engines that run these events. If you can participate, you can also pitch in to make this work for all of us. The more writers that there are, the faster that results get posted and the less that each writer has to do. Writing isn't just work, either. Joining the staff allows you input into decisions, ensures that your concerns will be heard, and helps you see how this is working. It'll also make me like you.
The staff we have so far are:
1) The Monsterworks
2) Hooray For Lexan
3) Shaba 117
4) Trihunter
5) Mole55
6) YSMQTHLQYH
7) NWOWWE
8) Rocket
9) Wolf51-50
10) V900
11) this could be you!
12) aren't you lucky!
13) this spot has your name on it!
14) Your name would look real nice here...
15) It's yours if you'd only ask.
16) last is not least!
Official Bracket and Entrant Guide
Lightweight: Challonge
- The Monsterworks: unknown
- Team 57: Tidal Wave (Drum spinner)
- Team Loading: Carnivore (4WD clamp)
- Team Design Flaw: Evil Destroyer (Turret HS)
- Team Ignition: unknown
- Square Go Robotics: unknown
- Team Stealth: The Thieving Magpie (RH flipper)
- Team Instant Regret: Terpsichora (2WD VS)
- Team TBR: unknown
- Alpha Robotics: Storm Worm (4WD flipper/lifter)
- Angry Goat Robotics: Cuddle Time (4WD clamp)
- Team Blood Gulch: unknown
- Code Red Robotics: unknown
- Aquatic Robotics: unknown
- Team Worst Swordsman: Hobart 2: Fear Naught (tracked VS)
- IceCubed Robotics: unknown
- North-West Sheds: Sleipnir (8WD brick)
- Team Foxtrot Uniform: Harrowdown Hill (2WD VS)
- (End of the Line LLC: Piranha Plant) (turret saw)
- Team Covenant: Eudial II
- (Team Mongoose: unknown)
- Waiting list (1) - (Cool Story Brobotics: Twin Typhoons) (melty cluster)
- Waiting list (2) - (Team Eagle Robotics)
- Waiting list (3) -
Middleweight: Challonge
- Team 57: Chronic Jobber (HS)
- Team Loading: Marksman (RH flipper)
- Team Design Flaw: Pressure Flop (turret hammer)
- Team Ignition: unknown
- Team Stealth: Harpy (4WD brick)
- Team Instant Regret: Manglerfish (2WD saw)
- Team TBR: unknown
- End of the Line LLC: Super Youkai Warhead (saw)
- Nighthawk Robotics: Jawsome (smotherer)
- Cool Story Brobotics: Jevil (vertical thwack)
- Alpha Robotics: Diablo Genesis III (2WD flipper/clamp)
- Angry Goat Robotics: Scion (vertical thwack)
- Team Blood Gulch: unknown
- Code Red Robotics: unknown
- Aquatic Robotics: unknown
- IceCubed Robotics: unknown
- Team Foxtrot Uniform: Neophyte Redglare (RH/FH lifter)
- The Monsterworks: unknown
- (Square Go Robotics: Vortex) (Screw drive lifter/drum)
- (Team Worst Swordsman: Dragonfist) (shell spinner)
- Team Eagle Robotics: unknown
- Waiting list (1) - (Team Mongoose: unknown)
- Waiting list (2) - (North-West Sheds: Athena) (4WD saw/VS)
- Waiting list (3) - (Team Covenant: unknown)
Heavyweight: Challonge
- The Monsterworks: unknown
- Team Loading: Perdito (RH flipper)
- Team Design Flaw: unknown
- Team Ignition: unknown
- Square Go Robotics: Hellfire (RH flipper)
- Team Stealth: Death Metal (HS)
- Team Instant Regret: Compound Fracture (4WD brick)
- End of the Line LLC: The Trashman (forklift)
- Nighthawk Robotics: Long Arm of the Law (clamp)
- Cool Story Brobotics: Petaflare (crusher)
- Alpha Robotics: Coup de Grâce IV (hammer)
- Angry Goat Robotics: Handgun Bobcat (10WD clamp)
- Code Red Robotics: unknown
- Team Worst Swordsman: Tabor Mark 3 (omnidirectional assault spatula turret lifter)
- IceCubed Robotics: unknown
- Team Obscure: unknown
- North-West Sheds: Spitfire (2WD clamp/flamer)
- (Team 57: Bass Drop II) (hammer)
- Evil Toaster: Bang! (2WD eggbeater)
- Team Covenant: unknown
- Team Eagle Robotics: unknown
- Waiting list (1) - (Team TBR: unknown)
- Waiting list (2) - (Team Blood Gulch: unknown)
- Waiting list (3) - (Aquatic Robotics: unknown)
- Waiting list (4) - (Team Foxtrot Uniform: No, Dude! You'll Get Crushed)
Superheavyweight: Challonge
- (The Monsterworks: unknown)
- (Team Loading: unknown)
- (Team 57: Lifter 2: Electric Boogaloo) (tracked brick)
- (Team Design Flaw: Equisde) (Omnidrive lifter)
- Square Go Robotics: unknown
- (Team Stealth: Triple Six) (RH flipper)
- (Team Instant Regret: Starfish Prime) (HS)
- Team TBR: Steelvor (RH flipper)
- End of the Line LLC: HAN-D (hammer)
- Cool Story Brobotics: Hartmann's Youkai Bot II (undercutter)
- Team Blood Gulch: unknown
- Aquatic Robotics: unknown
- Team Worst Swordsman: KEGATRON (control drum)
- Team Obscure: unknown
- North-West Sheds: TAT (drum)
- Team Mongoose: Agent X (2WD lifter)
- Team Foxtrot Uniform: Space Cadet (RH flipper)
- (Alpha Robotics: Fenrir) (drum)
- (Angry Goat Robotics: Delorean Cowboy) (VS)
- Team Eagle Robotics: unknown
- (IceCubed Robotics: unknown)
- Waiting list (2) - (Team Covenant: unknown)
- Waiting list (3) -
Well, ladies and gents, That's about all there is to say. I mean, if you have more, you can check out our discussion thread Otherwise, get in there and kick some ass!