My adventures on Pokemon Showdown!
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:40 pm
After some inactivity I am back on Pokemon Showdown! (the ! is part of the name of the simulator).
Unlike lots of people there, I like to actually, you know, talk back to people every so often. Sometimes this is appreciated, sometimes it gets me flamed. After the success of the Usman Adventures, I decided that this was as good a place as any to start collecting these insane experiences.
Earlier, I was in what I thought would be a promising battle. Then, early in the battle when things could still go either way, my opponent suddenly vanished. Whenever a battle ends THAT quickly it is my habit to ask my opponent what happened, if he maybe had connection problems, and if he maybe wants a rematch.
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>MadBull: huh?
MadBull: what happened?
MadBull: the battle suddenly ended
SmokBornHail: idk read maybe?
MadBull: read what?
SmokBornHail: if you want me to spend my time trolling you on here i will, if not piss off
MadBull: what the fuck are you talking about?
MadBull: if a nice battle suddenly ends when it's still 5 vs 4, I make it my business to check with my opponent if maybe they're having connection troubles and would like a rematch
MadBull: sorry for trying to be nice
SmokBornHail: you'd better be, billy
MadBull: troll
SmokBornHail: 6
MadBull: thanks for the info
SmokBornHail: youre welcome you fucking idiot kindly piss off
MadBull: why are you so angry at me?
MadBull: I only wanted to know why our battle ended and if you wanted a rematch
SmokBornHail: yes and you know i want you to fucking piss off now and youre still replying.
MadBull: and you know I want you to tell me why you are angry at me and you are not answering, a stalemate
MadBull: I ask a very innocent question and you start swearing and calling me names and then making demands, I wish to know what is wrong and fix it
SmokBornHail: piss off
MadBull: it's worse than I thought
SmokBornHail: im sure it is
MadBull: was it your upbringing?
MadBull: these are very basic social skills we are talking about
SmokBornHail: im sure they are
SmokBornHail: looks like youre finally done
MadBull: oh hey you wanna talk now?
MadBull: why are you so grumpy?
MadBull: bad day?
SmokBornHail: no, wouldnt tell you if i was, no
MadBull: why so angry?
SmokBornHail: why so angry?
MadBull: am not
SmokBornHail: am not
SmokBornHail: done now child?
MadBull: of course not, I still don't know why I'm being scolded
SmokBornHail: because thats all youre worth billy
MadBull: why?
SmokBornHail: thats a question youll have to ask yourself billy
MadBull: you realize that all I ever did
SmokBornHail: was try and troll me
MadBull: was innocently inform why our battle ended while still wide open
MadBull: I wanted to know
SmokBornHail: but tried to mask it in the form of trying to be nice
SmokBornHail: which is a new low
SmokBornHail: even for you billy
MadBull: you couldn't be more wrong
SmokBornHail: billy
SmokBornHail: whats the matter billy
SmokBornHail: things getting a little too real for you billy?
MadBull: there is nothing real about a troll called "SmokBornHail" calling me billy and swearing at me for asking him an innocent question
MadBull: most surreal experience I have had all week
SmokBornHail: im glad you finally had an "experience" billy
SmokBornHail: this is what you get for doing what you call "being nice" billy
SmokBornHail: whats wrong MadBilly
MadBull: oh I have had plenty of pleasant experiences by being nice, it takes more than 1 troll to put me off
SmokBornHail: you want me to call my friends billy?
MadBull: but quite clearly being nice to you was a mistake
SmokBornHail: im sure we could give you some more experiences billy
SmokBornHail: obviously
SmokBornHail: i told you that too
SmokBornHail: maybe listen sometime billy
MadBull: call me stubborn, I like to think being nice is always a good thing
MadBull: there are exceptions, that is true
MadBull: my mistake
SmokBornHail: a big mistake billy
SmokBornHail: a fatal one
SmokBornHail: billy
SmokBornHail: i just like to watch your world burn billy
MadBull: yeah I get it now, you are badass
SmokBornHail: youre lucky i cant find out who you really are billy
MadBull: whatever
SmokBornHail: me and my friends would tie you up in front of any family members you have and brand the name "billy" into your thigh, billy
SmokBornHail: scream for me billy
SmokBornHail: maybe its time you get off mommy's computer billy
SmokBornHail: cant wait to see you next![/quote]
That was an interesting experience.
Unlike lots of people there, I like to actually, you know, talk back to people every so often. Sometimes this is appreciated, sometimes it gets me flamed. After the success of the Usman Adventures, I decided that this was as good a place as any to start collecting these insane experiences.
Earlier, I was in what I thought would be a promising battle. Then, early in the battle when things could still go either way, my opponent suddenly vanished. Whenever a battle ends THAT quickly it is my habit to ask my opponent what happened, if he maybe had connection problems, and if he maybe wants a rematch.
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>MadBull: huh?
MadBull: what happened?
MadBull: the battle suddenly ended
SmokBornHail: idk read maybe?
MadBull: read what?
SmokBornHail: if you want me to spend my time trolling you on here i will, if not piss off
MadBull: what the fuck are you talking about?
MadBull: if a nice battle suddenly ends when it's still 5 vs 4, I make it my business to check with my opponent if maybe they're having connection troubles and would like a rematch
MadBull: sorry for trying to be nice
SmokBornHail: you'd better be, billy
MadBull: troll
SmokBornHail: 6
MadBull: thanks for the info
SmokBornHail: youre welcome you fucking idiot kindly piss off
MadBull: why are you so angry at me?
MadBull: I only wanted to know why our battle ended and if you wanted a rematch
SmokBornHail: yes and you know i want you to fucking piss off now and youre still replying.
MadBull: and you know I want you to tell me why you are angry at me and you are not answering, a stalemate
MadBull: I ask a very innocent question and you start swearing and calling me names and then making demands, I wish to know what is wrong and fix it
SmokBornHail: piss off
MadBull: it's worse than I thought
SmokBornHail: im sure it is
MadBull: was it your upbringing?
MadBull: these are very basic social skills we are talking about
SmokBornHail: im sure they are
SmokBornHail: looks like youre finally done
MadBull: oh hey you wanna talk now?
MadBull: why are you so grumpy?
MadBull: bad day?
SmokBornHail: no, wouldnt tell you if i was, no
MadBull: why so angry?
SmokBornHail: why so angry?
MadBull: am not
SmokBornHail: am not
SmokBornHail: done now child?
MadBull: of course not, I still don't know why I'm being scolded
SmokBornHail: because thats all youre worth billy
MadBull: why?
SmokBornHail: thats a question youll have to ask yourself billy
MadBull: you realize that all I ever did
SmokBornHail: was try and troll me
MadBull: was innocently inform why our battle ended while still wide open
MadBull: I wanted to know
SmokBornHail: but tried to mask it in the form of trying to be nice
SmokBornHail: which is a new low
SmokBornHail: even for you billy
MadBull: you couldn't be more wrong
SmokBornHail: billy
SmokBornHail: whats the matter billy
SmokBornHail: things getting a little too real for you billy?
MadBull: there is nothing real about a troll called "SmokBornHail" calling me billy and swearing at me for asking him an innocent question
MadBull: most surreal experience I have had all week
SmokBornHail: im glad you finally had an "experience" billy
SmokBornHail: this is what you get for doing what you call "being nice" billy
SmokBornHail: whats wrong MadBilly
MadBull: oh I have had plenty of pleasant experiences by being nice, it takes more than 1 troll to put me off
SmokBornHail: you want me to call my friends billy?
MadBull: but quite clearly being nice to you was a mistake
SmokBornHail: im sure we could give you some more experiences billy
SmokBornHail: obviously
SmokBornHail: i told you that too
SmokBornHail: maybe listen sometime billy
MadBull: call me stubborn, I like to think being nice is always a good thing
MadBull: there are exceptions, that is true
MadBull: my mistake
SmokBornHail: a big mistake billy
SmokBornHail: a fatal one
SmokBornHail: billy
SmokBornHail: i just like to watch your world burn billy
MadBull: yeah I get it now, you are badass
SmokBornHail: youre lucky i cant find out who you really are billy
MadBull: whatever
SmokBornHail: me and my friends would tie you up in front of any family members you have and brand the name "billy" into your thigh, billy
SmokBornHail: scream for me billy
SmokBornHail: maybe its time you get off mommy's computer billy
SmokBornHail: cant wait to see you next![/quote]
That was an interesting experience.