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That Kode Guy
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Post by That Kode Guy » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:42 pm

I swear to fucking god
I'll build a wall around Scotland
And have my six-eight-six

:v:

Wolf51-50
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Post by Wolf51-50 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:04 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Jan 22 2017, 11:34 PM</dd></dl><div>I'll call my long haiku
A goddamn haiku if I want
You Scottish plebeian

:v:[/quote]THIS IS NOT HAIKU :v:
Please, keep your Canadian
Baloney elsewhere


:v:
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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NFX
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Post by NFX » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:41 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Jan 22 2017, 11:42 PM</dd></dl><div>I'll build a wall around Scotland[/quote]Hello Donald Trump
We shall take your golf courses
You can keep your wig
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Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
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MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

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BEES
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Post by BEES » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:07 am

kody your haikus
are bad. also your robots
are bad too. peace y'all~~~~&#33;

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NFX
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Post by NFX » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:17 am

You seem familiar,
Like you used a different name.
Were you Spatula?
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by BEES » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:56 am

i was spatula
but now i'm known as bees, or...
other other nick

That Kode Guy
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Post by That Kode Guy » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:46 pm

My haikus are good
You people are just jealous
I don't give a fuck

:v:

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Post by That Kode Guy » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:47 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 10:07 AM</dd></dl><div>kody your haikus
are bad. also your robots
are bad too. peace y'all~~~~&#33;[/quote]Gamma Ray is good
But you know what'd be better?
Not having a bar

:v:

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BEES
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Post by BEES » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:19 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 06:47 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 10:07 AM</dd></dl><div>kody your haikus
are bad. also your robots
are bad too. peace y'all~~~~&#33;[/quote]Gamma Ray is good
But you know what'd be better?
Not having a bar

:v:[/quote]The bar is great just...
not designed for sloped stages
Alex please die, thanks&#33;
Last edited by BEES on Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:33 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 08:19 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 06:47 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jan 23 2017, 10:07 AM</dd></dl><div>kody your haikus
are bad. also your robots
are bad too. peace y'all~~~~&#33;[/quote]Gamma Ray is good
But you know what'd be better?
Not having a bar

:v:[/quote]The bar is great just...
not designed for sloped stages
Alex please die, thanks&#33;[/quote]This is because you
People make ramming bars for
Control not damage :v:

Brain Damage has best
Ramming bar because it can
Actually kill :V
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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The Monsterworks
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Post by The Monsterworks » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:15 pm

I take issue with
The term 'Canadian noob'
We are all pros here.

I refuse to die
But CBC arenas
are dumb, I'll concede

Brain Damage has yet
To kill a single worthy
Opponent, ya noob

Justice, however,
Now that's how you do a bar
Deadly as all fuck.
Mastodon... Extinction (HW)
Osiris... Armageddon! (MW)
Elrathia... ROBOTS (LW)
Magnolia Pico... Ruination 4 (MW)
RipTide... ROBOT2 (FW)
Black Diamond... Cherry Bomb Classic 3 (HW)


The Monsterworks: 163 - 47 (.776) ...Probably up to no good.
The Cherry Bomb Classic III: 21-4
Show
Carbonemys: 7-1 Semifinals
Black Diamond: 9-0 Champion!
I Dance Crabcore, Motherfucker!: 5-3 Quarterfinals

ajrobotics
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Post by ajrobotics » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:15 pm

Nicola Sturgeon
Rebuilding Hadrian's Wall
Mexico will pay

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NFX
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Post by NFX » Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:13 pm

It has been five months
Since anyone posted here
You since January
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:49 am

Maybe if we post
Haiku thread will rise again
...AJ is alive?


Oh curse of Backstab
Why do you hate it's brick-ness?
Please let wedge touch ground :v:
Last edited by Wolf51-50 on Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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The Monsterworks
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Post by The Monsterworks » Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:16 pm

It's clear to me that
Fluency comes here to die.
How deeply tragic.
Mastodon... Extinction (HW)
Osiris... Armageddon! (MW)
Elrathia... ROBOTS (LW)
Magnolia Pico... Ruination 4 (MW)
RipTide... ROBOT2 (FW)
Black Diamond... Cherry Bomb Classic 3 (HW)


The Monsterworks: 163 - 47 (.776) ...Probably up to no good.
The Cherry Bomb Classic III: 21-4
Show
Carbonemys: 7-1 Semifinals
Black Diamond: 9-0 Champion!
I Dance Crabcore, Motherfucker!: 5-3 Quarterfinals

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