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Post by NFX » Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:14 am

This thread was quite good
I think it deserves some posts
Also fuck Turgor
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Post by Cha0sFerret » Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:38 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The_Angry_Goat</dt><dd>Jul 13 2016, 10:39 PM</dd></dl><div>how dare you pollute
this wonderful thread with your
filthy attempts at haiku[/quote]<del>I believe you'll find
the last line of your "haiku"
has six syllables</del>

seven. i can't count apparently :v:
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Post by NFX » Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:38 pm

That is a problem
Which can crop up in haiku
Too many sylla
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Post by The_Angry_Goat » Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:21 pm

Interesting. I say
Two of those words with one
Not two, making 5
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Post by That Kode Guy » Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:24 pm

You right daft codger
Those lines you produced just now
Are 6 6 5, fool.

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Post by The_Angry_Goat » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:59 pm

I pronounce things weird
for the middle line is wrong, but
first is not for me
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Now that I am able
let me counter your claim, brad. with
a syllable counter

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MAJOR CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//NICK'S FUZZY RULES

CBCIII
Cuddle Time!: 5-2
Scion: 7-2 (finalist)
Chimera V: 7-1 (undefeated in the regular season, semifinalist)
Delorean Cowboy: 2-4


ROBOTS3...?
Found God in a Tomato: 0-0
Venice Queen: 0-0
Visual Assault: 0-0
Blackburn Kangaroo: 0-0


Pat only uses 10% of his power to be fair to everyone else ~Hooray for Lexan

also I cant help but feel government funded hentai is a lot like our drugs policy ~Madbull

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Post by The Monsterworks » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:55 pm

It's obvious that
Gabe hates melty-fbs.
In truth, I do too.


Jas114 wants
A personal nerf for me.
Why does he exist?
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Post by Badnik96 » Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:40 pm

haikus are weird as
i'm not sure if i can do
well i'll sure as hell
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Post by NFX » Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:54 pm

Who the fuck is this
Why are you inside my house
That looks like a gun
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Post by That Kode Guy » Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:02 pm

Viluy, Teresa
doing very naughty things
to each other. Yay.

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Post by MadBull » Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:15 am

To freeze a moment
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

(not mine :P)

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Post by NFX » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:36 am

Cherry Bomb Classic:
Coffee, Exit, Blossom, Ghost,
Viluy - Team Mongoose
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Post by NFX » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:54 pm

First, counteth to three
Then shalt thou lobbest forth thy
Holy Hand Grenade
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Post by Madman » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:19 pm

To melt an ice cube
At the touch of a button
Is no easy task.
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Post by NFX » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:59 am

Easier than most
Cryoseism catches fire
Of its own accord
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