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Lol 2-2 and 4-0. you guys are too kind :P
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2 0-4 goddamit will i ever get a win or something
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Mystic2000</dt><dd>Mar 11 2014, 01:27 PM</dd></dl><div>2 0-4 goddamit will i ever get a win or something[/quote]you get to win when you fight me
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<big>WEEK 5</big>
LW:
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone
Red Zone is a wedgy beast. Poor Jesus.
Red Zone- 80%
Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik
Moving along
LW:
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone
Red Zone is a wedgy beast. Poor Jesus.
Red Zone- 80%
Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik
Moving along
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
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Week 5
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone
Sometimes you just can't win fights solely on aggression. This is one of those times.
Red Zone = 90%
Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik
I could make a witty joke here but nah.
Dr. Robotnik = 100% (lock)
Zadkiel vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Zadkiel should continue his streak quite nicely.
Zadkiel = 85%
Airazor vs. Gaia Hammer
Not much hope for the dustbin. =/
Airazor = 80%
Cherax vs. Bad Trip
Yeah I have a feeling Cherax is going to bounce back from those previous losses. This match, definitely.
Cherax = 85%
Rascal vs. Guerilla
Rascal's for the taking.
Rascal = 90%
Dr. P vs. War Bastard
I think I'm going to give this to GF93 (if he's able to RP) because Dr. P is going to get ripped up, or have his plow bent back into his wheels.
War Bastard = 75%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Badnik has a license to KILL!
Smoke & Mirrors = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. March or Die
Aaaaaand playzooki gets his revenge instantly.
March or Die = 80%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Sweet Tooth
You gotta be shitting me...
Sweet Tooth = 65%
Square Wave vs. Stingray
Feeling Stingray more here.
Stingray = 60%
Clawdius Minimus vs. Dancing Headless
Holywha! Clawdius is faster! He better make sure he doesn't get carved into mincemeat though, his armour's pretty telling.
Clawdius Minimus = 60%
Freezerburn vs. Lost Ring
Freezerburn to bounce back.
Freezerburn = 85%
Odium New Hero vs. Jackal
In a normal universe, Spider-Man would be able to defeat the Jackal.
Jackal = 100% (lock)
Sarge vs. Merry Hampton BR
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Merry Hampton BR = 75%
Mimete vs. Green Dragon
Dragon's up against it I feel.
Mimete = 70%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Dreadnought
Mind those skirts! Oh wait, this doesn't have skirts.
Dreadnought = 85%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Hammer & Sickle
I wouldn't mind playing Sonic Spinball again... wait...
Mass Hypnosis = 100% (lock)
Klarinette vs. Striker
Seeing a Striker win here.
Striker = 75%
Murder is Fun! vs. Truth or Consequences
Well there's no getting around that weapon so ToC is going to have to bite the bullet and charge into it. Will he stand up to it enough? He is pretty bulky.
Truth or Consequences = 60%
Malevolence vs. Golden Blaze
Golden Blaze can win if he plays his cards right.
Golden Blaze = 65%
Babaganoush vs. Diablo
BABA! BABA! FLIP! FLIP! WIN!
Babaganoush = 80%
MiDAS vs. Snijmachine
Not sure.
MiDAS = 51%
Parasite vs. The Wall
Parasite can try hit and run tactics, but I don't know how much good they'll do him.
The Wall = 60%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
And Slammer goes 5-0...
Phantasmic Slammer = 90%
Final Boss vs. Yellow Cloud
I'm sorry, I think I just died laughing. Sorry Philip but Josh is going to mess you up.
Final Boss = 95%
GreenWar vs. War & Peace
Hmm, trivial. Can GreenWar get in a fatal flip, or War & Peace a fatal blow?
GreenWar = 75%
Barracuda vs. Solar Smash
Solar Smash is up against it, garn.
Barracuda = 75%
Fulcrum vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Fulcrum might just be seeing his first loss here.
Parabolic Trajectory = 65%
Ultima vs. Agent X
The buck stops here, son.
Agent X = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Corrupted Politician
Yeah I don't think GF93 would win this even if he could RP.
Corrupted Politician = 75%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Stabstract
Tracks in the air? It's more unlikely than you think.
Stabstract = 85%
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone
Sometimes you just can't win fights solely on aggression. This is one of those times.
Red Zone = 90%
Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik
I could make a witty joke here but nah.
Dr. Robotnik = 100% (lock)
Zadkiel vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Zadkiel should continue his streak quite nicely.
Zadkiel = 85%
Airazor vs. Gaia Hammer
Not much hope for the dustbin. =/
Airazor = 80%
Cherax vs. Bad Trip
Yeah I have a feeling Cherax is going to bounce back from those previous losses. This match, definitely.
Cherax = 85%
Rascal vs. Guerilla
Rascal's for the taking.
Rascal = 90%
Dr. P vs. War Bastard
I think I'm going to give this to GF93 (if he's able to RP) because Dr. P is going to get ripped up, or have his plow bent back into his wheels.
War Bastard = 75%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Badnik has a license to KILL!
Smoke & Mirrors = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. March or Die
Aaaaaand playzooki gets his revenge instantly.
March or Die = 80%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Sweet Tooth
You gotta be shitting me...
Sweet Tooth = 65%
Square Wave vs. Stingray
Feeling Stingray more here.
Stingray = 60%
Clawdius Minimus vs. Dancing Headless
Holywha! Clawdius is faster! He better make sure he doesn't get carved into mincemeat though, his armour's pretty telling.
Clawdius Minimus = 60%
Freezerburn vs. Lost Ring
Freezerburn to bounce back.
Freezerburn = 85%
Odium New Hero vs. Jackal
In a normal universe, Spider-Man would be able to defeat the Jackal.
Jackal = 100% (lock)
Sarge vs. Merry Hampton BR
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Merry Hampton BR = 75%
Mimete vs. Green Dragon
Dragon's up against it I feel.
Mimete = 70%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Dreadnought
Mind those skirts! Oh wait, this doesn't have skirts.
Dreadnought = 85%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Hammer & Sickle
I wouldn't mind playing Sonic Spinball again... wait...
Mass Hypnosis = 100% (lock)
Klarinette vs. Striker
Seeing a Striker win here.
Striker = 75%
Murder is Fun! vs. Truth or Consequences
Well there's no getting around that weapon so ToC is going to have to bite the bullet and charge into it. Will he stand up to it enough? He is pretty bulky.
Truth or Consequences = 60%
Malevolence vs. Golden Blaze
Golden Blaze can win if he plays his cards right.
Golden Blaze = 65%
Babaganoush vs. Diablo
BABA! BABA! FLIP! FLIP! WIN!
Babaganoush = 80%
MiDAS vs. Snijmachine
Not sure.
MiDAS = 51%
Parasite vs. The Wall
Parasite can try hit and run tactics, but I don't know how much good they'll do him.
The Wall = 60%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
And Slammer goes 5-0...
Phantasmic Slammer = 90%
Final Boss vs. Yellow Cloud
I'm sorry, I think I just died laughing. Sorry Philip but Josh is going to mess you up.
Final Boss = 95%
GreenWar vs. War & Peace
Hmm, trivial. Can GreenWar get in a fatal flip, or War & Peace a fatal blow?
GreenWar = 75%
Barracuda vs. Solar Smash
Solar Smash is up against it, garn.
Barracuda = 75%
Fulcrum vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Fulcrum might just be seeing his first loss here.
Parabolic Trajectory = 65%
Ultima vs. Agent X
The buck stops here, son.
Agent X = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Corrupted Politician
Yeah I don't think GF93 would win this even if he could RP.
Corrupted Politician = 75%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Stabstract
Tracks in the air? It's more unlikely than you think.
Stabstract = 85%
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Week 6
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Dr. Robotnik
Tough. If Jesus can keep hold of Robotnik I think he'll do well.
Jesus Built My Hotrod = 60%
Eight vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
I have no words.
Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate! = 100% (lock)
Zadkiel vs. Gaia Hammer
One hit might do it. But if Gaia Hammer manages to survive the first hit, he very well could scoop up Zadkiel and kill him with the hammer. Mystic, NOW is the time to RP. Do it. Please.
Zadkiel = 60%
Airazor vs. Red Zone
Hello, Airazor, look at your win streak, now back to Red Zone, now back at your win streak, now back to Red Zone. Sadly, Red Zone doesn't give a fuck, but if you stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to what Red Zone's using, you could smell like him. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an arena with Red Zone, the Red Zone you could smell like. What's in your claw, back at me. I have it, it's a serrated lifter with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you smell like Red Zone and not a lady.
Red Zone = 51%
Cherax vs. Guerilla
Kill me.
Cherax = 75%
Rascal vs. War Bastard
Rascal is really not suited to fighting spinners.
War Bastard = 80%
Dr. P vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Man, Dr. P, you just don't get any breaks, do you?
Smoke & Mirrors = 70%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Bad Trip
It's just the same old trip.
Certificate to Hurt People = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. Sweet Tooth
No Patrol could potentially kill Sweet Tooth... then again, the reverse could happen.
The "No" Patrol = 55%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Stingray
Nick's is likely bigger than yours.
Stingray = 8====D - I mean 85%
Square Wave vs. Dancing Headless
Philip... pray.
Square Wave = 95%
Clawdius Minimus vs. March or Die
Clawdius has been on a roll so far, but I think the buck stops here unless playzooki throws together a really shitty RP.
March or Die = 75%
Freezerburn vs. Jackal
I think Jackal can do it.
Jackal = 75%
Odium New Hero vs. Merry Hampton BR
GREEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Merry Hampton BR = 100% (lock)
Sarge vs. Green Dragon
Not green.
Sarge = 80%
Mimete vs. Lost Ring
Fellowship of the Witches?
Mimete = 95%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Hammer & Sickle
Ugh. Mr. AS has this if he RPs anything, otherwise Rob would be all over him... if HE RP'd. God why do you people do this to me?!
Elvira 2 = 90%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Striker
...I mean wow. Striker, what happened to you?
Mass Hypnosis = 80%
Klarinette vs. Truth or Consequences
Josh will vent his anime frustrations on Klarinette here. But he'll still hit on her post-match, for obvious reasons. :P
Truth or Consequences = 85%
Murder is Fun! vs. Dreadnought
If only Dreadnought was a bit wider. As such, I think playzooki has a good advantage.
Murder Is Fun! = 80%
Malevolence vs. Diablo
Nah Badnik's got this.
Malevolence = 80%
Babaganoush vs. Snijmachine
Babaganoush really should have been faster. Then again, he beat Murder Is Fun!, so perhaps not all is lost.
Snijmachine = 60%
MiDAS vs. The Wall
MiDAS' lifter outprioritizes The Wall's skirts. All that torque and armour will do nothing for Steve, sadly.
MiDAS = 85%
Parasite vs. Golden Blaze
Again, Mystic, you have a great chance here. TAKE IT.
Golden Blaze = 65%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. Yellow Cloud
I am fucking stunned Yellow Cloud managed to beat Final Boss. I don't think his luck will hold here though. Ugh, will anything stop this motherfucker this season? :P
Phantasmic Slammer = 90%
Final Boss vs. War & Peace
I promised. *kicks Josh's ass* That's for losing to Yellow Cloud. :P Lose this and you're done. :P
Final Boss = 95%
GreenWar vs. Solar Smash
Not seeing it, but we could still potentially have a great match.
Solar Smash = 75%
Barracuda vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
Why so torque-y, Steve?
Barracuda = 80%
Fulcrum vs. Agent X
You wish. :P
Agent X = 70%
Ultima vs. Corrupted Politician
Ultima has a lifter, I think he'll defeat CP by relying on it. And a decent RP.
Ultima = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Stabstract
So... uh... what's more manoeuvrable? Tracks or 8WD? Signs point to tracks.
Stabstract = 70%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Rob will certainly be getting airtime, but not precisely the kind he wanted. Aww it's moot, he won't RP anyway. :(
Parabolic Trajectory = 85%
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Dr. Robotnik
Tough. If Jesus can keep hold of Robotnik I think he'll do well.
Jesus Built My Hotrod = 60%
Eight vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
I have no words.
Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate! = 100% (lock)
Zadkiel vs. Gaia Hammer
One hit might do it. But if Gaia Hammer manages to survive the first hit, he very well could scoop up Zadkiel and kill him with the hammer. Mystic, NOW is the time to RP. Do it. Please.
Zadkiel = 60%
Airazor vs. Red Zone
Hello, Airazor, look at your win streak, now back to Red Zone, now back at your win streak, now back to Red Zone. Sadly, Red Zone doesn't give a fuck, but if you stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to what Red Zone's using, you could smell like him. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an arena with Red Zone, the Red Zone you could smell like. What's in your claw, back at me. I have it, it's a serrated lifter with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you smell like Red Zone and not a lady.
Red Zone = 51%
Cherax vs. Guerilla
Kill me.
Cherax = 75%
Rascal vs. War Bastard
Rascal is really not suited to fighting spinners.
War Bastard = 80%
Dr. P vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Man, Dr. P, you just don't get any breaks, do you?
Smoke & Mirrors = 70%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Bad Trip
It's just the same old trip.
Certificate to Hurt People = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. Sweet Tooth
No Patrol could potentially kill Sweet Tooth... then again, the reverse could happen.
The "No" Patrol = 55%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Stingray
Nick's is likely bigger than yours.
Stingray = 8====D - I mean 85%
Square Wave vs. Dancing Headless
Philip... pray.
Square Wave = 95%
Clawdius Minimus vs. March or Die
Clawdius has been on a roll so far, but I think the buck stops here unless playzooki throws together a really shitty RP.
March or Die = 75%
Freezerburn vs. Jackal
I think Jackal can do it.
Jackal = 75%
Odium New Hero vs. Merry Hampton BR
GREEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
Merry Hampton BR = 100% (lock)
Sarge vs. Green Dragon
Not green.
Sarge = 80%
Mimete vs. Lost Ring
Fellowship of the Witches?
Mimete = 95%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Hammer & Sickle
Ugh. Mr. AS has this if he RPs anything, otherwise Rob would be all over him... if HE RP'd. God why do you people do this to me?!
Elvira 2 = 90%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Striker
...I mean wow. Striker, what happened to you?
Mass Hypnosis = 80%
Klarinette vs. Truth or Consequences
Josh will vent his anime frustrations on Klarinette here. But he'll still hit on her post-match, for obvious reasons. :P
Truth or Consequences = 85%
Murder is Fun! vs. Dreadnought
If only Dreadnought was a bit wider. As such, I think playzooki has a good advantage.
Murder Is Fun! = 80%
Malevolence vs. Diablo
Nah Badnik's got this.
Malevolence = 80%
Babaganoush vs. Snijmachine
Babaganoush really should have been faster. Then again, he beat Murder Is Fun!, so perhaps not all is lost.
Snijmachine = 60%
MiDAS vs. The Wall
MiDAS' lifter outprioritizes The Wall's skirts. All that torque and armour will do nothing for Steve, sadly.
MiDAS = 85%
Parasite vs. Golden Blaze
Again, Mystic, you have a great chance here. TAKE IT.
Golden Blaze = 65%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. Yellow Cloud
I am fucking stunned Yellow Cloud managed to beat Final Boss. I don't think his luck will hold here though. Ugh, will anything stop this motherfucker this season? :P
Phantasmic Slammer = 90%
Final Boss vs. War & Peace
I promised. *kicks Josh's ass* That's for losing to Yellow Cloud. :P Lose this and you're done. :P
Final Boss = 95%
GreenWar vs. Solar Smash
Not seeing it, but we could still potentially have a great match.
Solar Smash = 75%
Barracuda vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
Why so torque-y, Steve?
Barracuda = 80%
Fulcrum vs. Agent X
You wish. :P
Agent X = 70%
Ultima vs. Corrupted Politician
Ultima has a lifter, I think he'll defeat CP by relying on it. And a decent RP.
Ultima = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Stabstract
So... uh... what's more manoeuvrable? Tracks or 8WD? Signs point to tracks.
Stabstract = 70%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Rob will certainly be getting airtime, but not precisely the kind he wanted. Aww it's moot, he won't RP anyway. :(
Parabolic Trajectory = 85%
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<big>WEEK 7</big>
LW:
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Some momentum building for Jesus? I think so!
Jesus Built My Hotrod-70%
Eight vs. Gaia Hammer
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Gaia Hammer-95%
Zadkiel vs. Red Zone
A big showdown here, possible Finals preview? I
LW:
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Some momentum building for Jesus? I think so!
Jesus Built My Hotrod-70%
Eight vs. Gaia Hammer
-__-
Gaia Hammer-95%
Zadkiel vs. Red Zone
A big showdown here, possible Finals preview? I
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
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Week 7
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Jesus sucks against wedges. Wedges that have good control, even.
Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate! = 75%
Eight vs. Gaia Hammer
You know, if Rob actually RP'd, he might have this.
Eight = 55%
Zadkiel vs. Red Zone
That awkward plow actually might be Red Zone's death knell, if Zadkiel goes undercutter.
Zadkiel = 60%
Airazor vs. Dr. Robotnik
Robotnik's going to find it hard to get around that robustly-armoured front end.
Airazor = 70%
Cherax vs. War Bastard
Seeing Cherax win this one, actually. He gives a nice boost to wedge and it's not like War Bastard is the most manoeuvreable anyway.
Cherax = 65%
Rascal vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Yeah, when your only saving grace is the tip of the forks, that's not good.
Smoke & Mirrors = 85%
Dr. P vs. Bad Trip
No bad trips for the doctor today. More like Max takes a bad trip TO the doctor. And gets pancaked.
Dr. P = 65%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Guerilla
Um, what Josh said.
Certificate to Hurt People = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. Stingray
There's "no" way Badnik is winning this, sadly.
Stingray = 85%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Dancing Headless
You know, if Mr. AS actually put in a decent RP, he'd have this. Dancing Headless is just way too slow and can't make proper use of that torque.
Incredible Dong Adventure = 55%
Square Wave vs. March or Die
Actually seeing zooks win this, but you never know.
March or Die = 60%
Clawdius Minimus vs. Sweet Tooth
Who has a Sweet Tooth? Why, Steve does - FOR THAT 5 ARMOUR!! NOM!
Clawdius Minimus = 75%
Freezerburn vs. Merry Hampton BR
Lian, just... fuck you. :P
Merry Hampton BR = 75%
Odium New Hero vs. Green Dragon
It's Odium who's going to be green after getting dizzy being taken around to the hazards. Oh wait, Rob isn't RPing this week... or any week...
Green Dragon = 95%
Sarge vs. Lost Ring
So, what happens when Sarge replaces Aragorn again?
Sarge = 100% (lock)
Mimete vs. Jackal
If this is the villain Jackal from Spider-Man, he's going to turn Mimete into a damsel-in-distress. Yuck.
Jackal = 51%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Striker
...uh, maybe? I don't know. Nah, who am I kidding.
Striker = 95%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Truth or Consequences
Kody's 2-1 on ToC. Can Josh even the score?
Mass Hypnosis = 51%
Klarinette vs. Dreadnought
Poor Klarinette. Made into a laughing stock now. :(
Dreadnought = 80%
Murder is Fun! vs. Hammer & Sickle
playzooki's STEVEout design to keep chugging.
Murder Is Fun = 95%
Malevolence vs. Snijmachine
Malevolence is a shell spinner, so it gets no armour bonus whatsoever. He's doomed.
Snijmachine = 90%
Babaganoush vs. The Wall
How do you shave a wall again? Well Philip will win this, and by way more than a close shave.
Babaganoush = 85%
MiDAS vs. Golden Blaze
:(
MiDAS = 85%
Parasite vs. Diablo
Uhm... well if Max does what he did against Malevolence, he might have a chance.
Parasite = 70%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. War & Peace
Fuck this bot's stupidly long streak. :P
Phantasmic Slammer = 85%
Final Boss vs. Solar Smash
Boss will knock Smash's play-offs down even further
Final Boss = 85%
Green War vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
Wait, Steve can actually do damage?! Meh, he's done if he gets flipped. Maybe.
Spin Dash Unleashed = 55%
Barracuda vs. Yellow Cloud
Schuch is going to want to keep that lifter pointed at YC the whole match.
Barracuda = 65%
Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician
I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P
Fulcrum = 75%
Ultima vs. Stabstract
Ultima has this, provided a suitable RP from AS gets through.
Ultima = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Ugh, three unbeaten SHWs and all three of them will continue to be undefeated. Fuck 'em.
Parabolic Trajectory = 75%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Agent X
*throws rotten tomatoes at Agent X* Okay fine, maybe I'm a little bitter. :P But he is a cheap bastard. :P
Agent X = 85%
Lightweights
Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate!
Jesus sucks against wedges. Wedges that have good control, even.
Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate! = 75%
Eight vs. Gaia Hammer
You know, if Rob actually RP'd, he might have this.
Eight = 55%
Zadkiel vs. Red Zone
That awkward plow actually might be Red Zone's death knell, if Zadkiel goes undercutter.
Zadkiel = 60%
Airazor vs. Dr. Robotnik
Robotnik's going to find it hard to get around that robustly-armoured front end.
Airazor = 70%
Cherax vs. War Bastard
Seeing Cherax win this one, actually. He gives a nice boost to wedge and it's not like War Bastard is the most manoeuvreable anyway.
Cherax = 65%
Rascal vs. Smoke & Mirrors
Yeah, when your only saving grace is the tip of the forks, that's not good.
Smoke & Mirrors = 85%
Dr. P vs. Bad Trip
No bad trips for the doctor today. More like Max takes a bad trip TO the doctor. And gets pancaked.
Dr. P = 65%
Certificate to Hurt People vs. Guerilla
Um, what Josh said.
Certificate to Hurt People = 80%
Middleweights
The "No" Patrol vs. Stingray
There's "no" way Badnik is winning this, sadly.
Stingray = 85%
Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Dancing Headless
You know, if Mr. AS actually put in a decent RP, he'd have this. Dancing Headless is just way too slow and can't make proper use of that torque.
Incredible Dong Adventure = 55%
Square Wave vs. March or Die
Actually seeing zooks win this, but you never know.
March or Die = 60%
Clawdius Minimus vs. Sweet Tooth
Who has a Sweet Tooth? Why, Steve does - FOR THAT 5 ARMOUR!! NOM!
Clawdius Minimus = 75%
Freezerburn vs. Merry Hampton BR
Lian, just... fuck you. :P
Merry Hampton BR = 75%
Odium New Hero vs. Green Dragon
It's Odium who's going to be green after getting dizzy being taken around to the hazards. Oh wait, Rob isn't RPing this week... or any week...
Green Dragon = 95%
Sarge vs. Lost Ring
So, what happens when Sarge replaces Aragorn again?
Sarge = 100% (lock)
Mimete vs. Jackal
If this is the villain Jackal from Spider-Man, he's going to turn Mimete into a damsel-in-distress. Yuck.
Jackal = 51%
Heavyweights
Elvira 2 vs. Striker
...uh, maybe? I don't know. Nah, who am I kidding.
Striker = 95%
Mass Hypnosis vs. Truth or Consequences
Kody's 2-1 on ToC. Can Josh even the score?
Mass Hypnosis = 51%
Klarinette vs. Dreadnought
Poor Klarinette. Made into a laughing stock now. :(
Dreadnought = 80%
Murder is Fun! vs. Hammer & Sickle
playzooki's STEVEout design to keep chugging.
Murder Is Fun = 95%
Malevolence vs. Snijmachine
Malevolence is a shell spinner, so it gets no armour bonus whatsoever. He's doomed.
Snijmachine = 90%
Babaganoush vs. The Wall
How do you shave a wall again? Well Philip will win this, and by way more than a close shave.
Babaganoush = 85%
MiDAS vs. Golden Blaze
:(
MiDAS = 85%
Parasite vs. Diablo
Uhm... well if Max does what he did against Malevolence, he might have a chance.
Parasite = 70%
Superheavyweights
Phantasmic Slammer vs. War & Peace
Fuck this bot's stupidly long streak. :P
Phantasmic Slammer = 85%
Final Boss vs. Solar Smash
Boss will knock Smash's play-offs down even further
Final Boss = 85%
Green War vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
Wait, Steve can actually do damage?! Meh, he's done if he gets flipped. Maybe.
Spin Dash Unleashed = 55%
Barracuda vs. Yellow Cloud
Schuch is going to want to keep that lifter pointed at YC the whole match.
Barracuda = 65%
Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician
I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P
Fulcrum = 75%
Ultima vs. Stabstract
Ultima has this, provided a suitable RP from AS gets through.
Ultima = 75%
Rufus Stone vs. Parabolic Trajectory
Ugh, three unbeaten SHWs and all three of them will continue to be undefeated. Fuck 'em.
Parabolic Trajectory = 75%
Bistre Airwaves vs. Agent X
*throws rotten tomatoes at Agent X* Okay fine, maybe I'm a little bitter. :P But he is a cheap bastard. :P
Agent X = 85%
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Nobody seemed to mind Agent X until he started doing well. :P
I've always been a little irked by the whole "Jesus can't beat wedges" thing, though. There has to be more to a fight than "I have a wedge and he doesn't therefore I win", in my view.
I've always been a little irked by the whole "Jesus can't beat wedges" thing, though. There has to be more to a fight than "I have a wedge and he doesn't therefore I win", in my view.
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Apr 8 2014, 10:01 AM</dd></dl><div>
Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician
I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P
Fulcrum = 75%
[/quote]this is where the tax bribing comes in :dawg:
Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician
I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P
Fulcrum = 75%
[/quote]this is where the tax bribing comes in :dawg:
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Apr 8 2014, 10:14 AM</dd></dl><div>I've always been a little irked by the whole "Jesus can't beat wedges" thing, though. There has to be more to a fight than "I have a wedge and he doesn't therefore I win", in my view.[/quote]I gave Jesus credit this week! Give some fucking attention to that! :D
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
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Jesus always struck me as a speedy little bot without real defense against wedges. He suffers a little bit from a lack of control and that proves key for wedgy machines, since they can defend their non-wedged areas better. Plus his shape never struck me as a decent design for pushing, unless his spikes got caught up in something.
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Don't tell me that! I've never beaten him!
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
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I'll never understand why Lian had Jesus beat Zombie Killer. Never.
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wait what
I had no idea Jesus had beaten Zombie Killer.
That very slightly makes up for Turgor. =D
I had no idea Jesus had beaten Zombie Killer.
That very slightly makes up for Turgor. =D
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