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Post by playzooki » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:25 pm

Lol 2-2 and 4-0. you guys are too kind :P

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Post by Mystic2000 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:27 pm

2 0-4 goddamit will i ever get a win or something

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Post by playzooki » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:30 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Mystic2000</dt><dd>Mar 11 2014, 01:27 PM</dd></dl><div>2 0-4 goddamit will i ever get a win or something[/quote]you get to win when you fight me

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Post by NWOWWE » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:58 am

<big>WEEK 5</big>


LW:

Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone

Red Zone is a wedgy beast. Poor Jesus.

Red Zone- 80%


Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik

Moving along
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Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
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Post by That Kode Guy » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:55 am

Week 5

Lightweights

Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Red Zone

Sometimes you just can't win fights solely on aggression. This is one of those times.

Red Zone = 90%


Eight vs. Dr. Robotnik

I could make a witty joke here but nah.

Dr. Robotnik = 100% (lock)


Zadkiel vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33;

Zadkiel should continue his streak quite nicely.

Zadkiel = 85%


Airazor vs. Gaia Hammer

Not much hope for the dustbin. =/

Airazor = 80%


Cherax vs. Bad Trip

Yeah I have a feeling Cherax is going to bounce back from those previous losses. This match, definitely.

Cherax = 85%


Rascal vs. Guerilla

Rascal's for the taking.

Rascal = 90%


Dr. P vs. War Bastard

I think I'm going to give this to GF93 (if he's able to RP) because Dr. P is going to get ripped up, or have his plow bent back into his wheels.

War Bastard = 75%


Certificate to Hurt People vs. Smoke & Mirrors

Badnik has a license to KILL&#33;

Smoke & Mirrors = 80%


Middleweights

The "No" Patrol vs. March or Die

Aaaaaand playzooki gets his revenge instantly.

March or Die = 80%


Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Sweet Tooth

You gotta be shitting me...

Sweet Tooth = 65%


Square Wave vs. Stingray

Feeling Stingray more here.

Stingray = 60%


Clawdius Minimus vs. Dancing Headless

Holywha&#33; Clawdius is faster&#33; He better make sure he doesn't get carved into mincemeat though, his armour's pretty telling.

Clawdius Minimus = 60%


Freezerburn vs. Lost Ring

Freezerburn to bounce back.

Freezerburn = 85%


Odium New Hero vs. Jackal

In a normal universe, Spider-Man would be able to defeat the Jackal.

Jackal = 100% (lock)


Sarge vs. Merry Hampton BR

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Merry Hampton BR = 75%


Mimete vs. Green Dragon

Dragon's up against it I feel.

Mimete = 70%


Heavyweights

Elvira 2 vs. Dreadnought

Mind those skirts&#33; Oh wait, this doesn't have skirts.

Dreadnought = 85%


Mass Hypnosis vs. Hammer & Sickle

I wouldn't mind playing Sonic Spinball again... wait...

Mass Hypnosis = 100% (lock)


Klarinette vs. Striker

Seeing a Striker win here.

Striker = 75%


Murder is Fun&#33; vs. Truth or Consequences

Well there's no getting around that weapon so ToC is going to have to bite the bullet and charge into it. Will he stand up to it enough? He is pretty bulky.

Truth or Consequences = 60%


Malevolence vs. Golden Blaze

Golden Blaze can win if he plays his cards right.

Golden Blaze = 65%


Babaganoush vs. Diablo

BABA&#33; BABA&#33; FLIP&#33; FLIP&#33; WIN&#33;

Babaganoush = 80%


MiDAS vs. Snijmachine

Not sure.

MiDAS = 51%


Parasite vs. The Wall

Parasite can try hit and run tactics, but I don't know how much good they'll do him.

The Wall = 60%


Superheavyweights

Phantasmic Slammer vs. Spin Dash Unleashed

And Slammer goes 5-0...

Phantasmic Slammer = 90%


Final Boss vs. Yellow Cloud

I'm sorry, I think I just died laughing. Sorry Philip but Josh is going to mess you up.

Final Boss = 95%


GreenWar vs. War & Peace

Hmm, trivial. Can GreenWar get in a fatal flip, or War & Peace a fatal blow?

GreenWar = 75%


Barracuda vs. Solar Smash

Solar Smash is up against it, garn.

Barracuda = 75%


Fulcrum vs. Parabolic Trajectory

Fulcrum might just be seeing his first loss here.

Parabolic Trajectory = 65%


Ultima vs. Agent X

The buck stops here, son.

Agent X = 75%


Rufus Stone vs. Corrupted Politician

Yeah I don't think GF93 would win this even if he could RP.

Corrupted Politician = 75%


Bistre Airwaves vs. Stabstract

Tracks in the air? It's more unlikely than you think.

Stabstract = 85%
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Post by That Kode Guy » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:50 pm

Week 6

Lightweights

Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Dr. Robotnik

Tough. If Jesus can keep hold of Robotnik I think he'll do well.

Jesus Built My Hotrod = 60%


Eight vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33;

I have no words.

Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33; = 100% (lock)


Zadkiel vs. Gaia Hammer

One hit might do it. But if Gaia Hammer manages to survive the first hit, he very well could scoop up Zadkiel and kill him with the hammer. Mystic, NOW is the time to RP. Do it. Please.

Zadkiel = 60%


Airazor vs. Red Zone

Hello, Airazor, look at your win streak, now back to Red Zone, now back at your win streak, now back to Red Zone. Sadly, Red Zone doesn't give a fuck, but if you stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to what Red Zone's using, you could smell like him. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an arena with Red Zone, the Red Zone you could smell like. What's in your claw, back at me. I have it, it's a serrated lifter with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you smell like Red Zone and not a lady.

Red Zone = 51%


Cherax vs. Guerilla

Kill me.

Cherax = 75%


Rascal vs. War Bastard

Rascal is really not suited to fighting spinners.

War Bastard = 80%


Dr. P vs. Smoke & Mirrors

Man, Dr. P, you just don't get any breaks, do you?

Smoke & Mirrors = 70%


Certificate to Hurt People vs. Bad Trip

It's just the same old trip.

Certificate to Hurt People = 80%


Middleweights

The "No" Patrol vs. Sweet Tooth

No Patrol could potentially kill Sweet Tooth... then again, the reverse could happen.

The "No" Patrol = 55%


Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Stingray

Nick's is likely bigger than yours. :v:

Stingray = 8====D - I mean 85%


Square Wave vs. Dancing Headless

Philip... pray.

Square Wave = 95%


Clawdius Minimus vs. March or Die

Clawdius has been on a roll so far, but I think the buck stops here unless playzooki throws together a really shitty RP. :v:

March or Die = 75%


Freezerburn vs. Jackal

I think Jackal can do it.

Jackal = 75%


Odium New Hero vs. Merry Hampton BR

GREEEEEEEEEEEN&#33;&#33;&#33;

Merry Hampton BR = 100% (lock)


Sarge vs. Green Dragon

Not green.

Sarge = 80%


Mimete vs. Lost Ring

Fellowship of the Witches?

Mimete = 95%


Heavyweights

Elvira 2 vs. Hammer & Sickle

Ugh. Mr. AS has this if he RPs anything, otherwise Rob would be all over him... if HE RP'd. God why do you people do this to me?&#33;

Elvira 2 = 90%


Mass Hypnosis vs. Striker

...I mean wow. Striker, what happened to you?

Mass Hypnosis = 80%


Klarinette vs. Truth or Consequences

Josh will vent his anime frustrations on Klarinette here. But he'll still hit on her post-match, for obvious reasons. :P

Truth or Consequences = 85%


Murder is Fun&#33; vs. Dreadnought

If only Dreadnought was a bit wider. As such, I think playzooki has a good advantage.

Murder Is Fun&#33; = 80%


Malevolence vs. Diablo

Nah Badnik's got this.

Malevolence = 80%


Babaganoush vs. Snijmachine

Babaganoush really should have been faster. Then again, he beat Murder Is Fun&#33;, so perhaps not all is lost.

Snijmachine = 60%


MiDAS vs. The Wall

MiDAS' lifter outprioritizes The Wall's skirts. All that torque and armour will do nothing for Steve, sadly.

MiDAS = 85%


Parasite vs. Golden Blaze

Again, Mystic, you have a great chance here. TAKE IT.

Golden Blaze = 65%


Superheavyweights

Phantasmic Slammer vs. Yellow Cloud

I am fucking stunned Yellow Cloud managed to beat Final Boss. I don't think his luck will hold here though. Ugh, will anything stop this motherfucker this season? :P

Phantasmic Slammer = 90%


Final Boss vs. War & Peace

I promised. *kicks Josh's ass* That's for losing to Yellow Cloud. :P Lose this and you're done. :P

Final Boss = 95%


GreenWar vs. Solar Smash

Not seeing it, but we could still potentially have a great match.

Solar Smash = 75%


Barracuda vs. Spin Dash Unleashed

Why so torque-y, Steve?

Barracuda = 80%


Fulcrum vs. Agent X

You wish. :P

Agent X = 70%


Ultima vs. Corrupted Politician

Ultima has a lifter, I think he'll defeat CP by relying on it. :v: And a decent RP.

Ultima = 75%


Rufus Stone vs. Stabstract

So... uh... what's more manoeuvrable? Tracks or 8WD? Signs point to tracks. :v:

Stabstract = 70%


Bistre Airwaves vs. Parabolic Trajectory

Rob will certainly be getting airtime, but not precisely the kind he wanted. Aww it's moot, he won't RP anyway. :(

Parabolic Trajectory = 85%
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Post by NWOWWE » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:07 am

<big>WEEK 7</big>


LW:

Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33;

Some momentum building for Jesus? I think so&#33;

Jesus Built My Hotrod-70%


Eight vs. Gaia Hammer

-__-

Gaia Hammer-95%


Zadkiel vs. Red Zone

A big showdown here, possible Finals preview? I
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:01 am

Week 7

Lightweights

Jesus Built My Hotrod vs. Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33;

Jesus sucks against wedges. Wedges that have good control, even.

Right Thoughts Right Words Right Activate&#33; = 75%


Eight vs. Gaia Hammer

You know, if Rob actually RP'd, he might have this.

Eight = 55%


Zadkiel vs. Red Zone

That awkward plow actually might be Red Zone's death knell, if Zadkiel goes undercutter.

Zadkiel = 60%


Airazor vs. Dr. Robotnik

Robotnik's going to find it hard to get around that robustly-armoured front end.

Airazor = 70%


Cherax vs. War Bastard

Seeing Cherax win this one, actually. He gives a nice boost to wedge and it's not like War Bastard is the most manoeuvreable anyway.

Cherax = 65%


Rascal vs. Smoke & Mirrors

Yeah, when your only saving grace is the tip of the forks, that's not good.

Smoke & Mirrors = 85%


Dr. P vs. Bad Trip

No bad trips for the doctor today. More like Max takes a bad trip TO the doctor. And gets pancaked.

Dr. P = 65%


Certificate to Hurt People vs. Guerilla

Um, what Josh said.

Certificate to Hurt People = 80%


Middleweights

The "No" Patrol vs. Stingray

There's "no" way Badnik is winning this, sadly.

Stingray = 85%


Incredible Dong Adventure vs. Dancing Headless

You know, if Mr. AS actually put in a decent RP, he'd have this. Dancing Headless is just way too slow and can't make proper use of that torque.

Incredible Dong Adventure = 55%


Square Wave vs. March or Die

Actually seeing zooks win this, but you never know.

March or Die = 60%


Clawdius Minimus vs. Sweet Tooth

Who has a Sweet Tooth? Why, Steve does - FOR THAT 5 ARMOUR&#33;&#33; NOM&#33;

Clawdius Minimus = 75%


Freezerburn vs. Merry Hampton BR

Lian, just... fuck you. :P

Merry Hampton BR = 75%


Odium New Hero vs. Green Dragon

It's Odium who's going to be green after getting dizzy being taken around to the hazards. Oh wait, Rob isn't RPing this week... or any week...

Green Dragon = 95%


Sarge vs. Lost Ring

So, what happens when Sarge replaces Aragorn again?

Sarge = 100% (lock)


Mimete vs. Jackal

If this is the villain Jackal from Spider-Man, he's going to turn Mimete into a damsel-in-distress. Yuck.

Jackal = 51%


Heavyweights

Elvira 2 vs. Striker

...uh, maybe? I don't know. Nah, who am I kidding.

Striker = 95%


Mass Hypnosis vs. Truth or Consequences

Kody's 2-1 on ToC. Can Josh even the score?

Mass Hypnosis = 51%


Klarinette vs. Dreadnought

Poor Klarinette. Made into a laughing stock now. :(

Dreadnought = 80%


Murder is Fun&#33; vs. Hammer & Sickle

playzooki's STEVEout design to keep chugging.

Murder Is Fun = 95%


Malevolence vs. Snijmachine

Malevolence is a shell spinner, so it gets no armour bonus whatsoever. He's doomed.

Snijmachine = 90%


Babaganoush vs. The Wall

How do you shave a wall again? Well Philip will win this, and by way more than a close shave.

Babaganoush = 85%


MiDAS vs. Golden Blaze

:(

MiDAS = 85%


Parasite vs. Diablo

Uhm... well if Max does what he did against Malevolence, he might have a chance.

Parasite = 70%


Superheavyweights

Phantasmic Slammer vs. War & Peace

Fuck this bot's stupidly long streak. :P

Phantasmic Slammer = 85%


Final Boss vs. Solar Smash

Boss will knock Smash's play-offs down even further

Final Boss = 85%


Green War vs. Spin Dash Unleashed

Wait, Steve can actually do damage?&#33; Meh, he's done if he gets flipped. Maybe.

Spin Dash Unleashed = 55%


Barracuda vs. Yellow Cloud

Schuch is going to want to keep that lifter pointed at YC the whole match.

Barracuda = 65%


Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician

I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P

Fulcrum = 75%


Ultima vs. Stabstract

Ultima has this, provided a suitable RP from AS gets through.

Ultima = 75%


Rufus Stone vs. Parabolic Trajectory

Ugh, three unbeaten SHWs and all three of them will continue to be undefeated. Fuck 'em.

Parabolic Trajectory = 75%


Bistre Airwaves vs. Agent X

*throws rotten tomatoes at Agent X* Okay fine, maybe I'm a little bitter. :P But he is a cheap bastard. :P

Agent X = 85%
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Post by NFX » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:14 am

Nobody seemed to mind Agent X until he started doing well. :P

I've always been a little irked by the whole "Jesus can't beat wedges" thing, though. There has to be more to a fight than "I have a wedge and he doesn't therefore I win", in my view.
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Post by playzooki » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:14 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Apr 8 2014, 10:01 AM</dd></dl><div>
Fulcrum vs. Corrupted Politician

I'll pick the lesser of two evils to win this. :P

Fulcrum = 75%


[/quote]this is where the tax bribing comes in :dawg:

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Post by NWOWWE » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:16 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Apr 8 2014, 10:14 AM</dd></dl><div>I've always been a little irked by the whole "Jesus can't beat wedges" thing, though. There has to be more to a fight than "I have a wedge and he doesn't therefore I win", in my view.[/quote]I gave Jesus credit this week&#33; Give some fucking attention to that&#33; :D
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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:31 am

Jesus always struck me as a speedy little bot without real defense against wedges. He suffers a little bit from a lack of control and that proves key for wedgy machines, since they can defend their non-wedged areas better. Plus his shape never struck me as a decent design for pushing, unless his spikes got caught up in something.
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Post by NWOWWE » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:33 am

Don't tell me that&#33; I've never beaten him&#33; :v:
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:34 am

I'll never understand why Lian had Jesus beat Zombie Killer. :v: Never.
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Post by NFX » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:33 am

wait what

I had no idea Jesus had beaten Zombie Killer.

That very slightly makes up for Turgor. =D
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