CALVINBALL BRACKETS/RESULTS

Post by **V900** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:30 pm

T-1000 VS Purple Potato
Craze VS Unspeakable Box

rp's gogo

Post by **Badnik96** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:10 pm

THE BOX CAN FLY AND WILL ANNIHILATE KRAZE WITH HIS SHURIKENS OF DOOM

EAT IT NICK

NWOWWE · Post by **NWOWWE** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:19 pm

I'm the T-1000, I can turn my arms into knives and cut the potato up.

Alternitively, I can morph with the floor and then trap it. And then cut it up.

Post by **That Kode Guy** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:23 pm

RP

Let randomness work its course.

NFX · Post by **NFX** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:03 pm

kraze flips your shitty box into the drum and it gets recycled as toilet paper which i then use to wipe my ass with

Post by **V900** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:27 pm

ROUND ONE

T-1000 VS PURPLE POTATO

T1000 speeds out over to the potato and proceeds to cut it...
...but nothing happens?!
The potato then transforms from purple to red and white, with a black outline and circle in the middle. The potato opens up and a orange dragon the breathes FIRE come out.
"Go, CHARIZARD!"
Charizard starts using Flamethrower on T1000, and it does very decent damage due to the type bonus of fire vs steel/normal, and T1000's attacks are reduced due to said bonus. Charizard soon runs out of PP and cannot attack anymore, whereas T1000 can keep dishing out damage until Charizard faints. The other PotatoMon is sent out, and it is Ghastly. T1000 continues using CUT, which is a NORMAL type move; has thus has no effect the GHOST type Ghastly. Ghastly proceeds to curb-stomp T1000 by spamming Shadowball repatedly, after about 10-15 Shadowballs T1000 finally loses all of its hitpoints and stops functioning.

The potato that turned out to be a PokEball wins after 1:46 min

KKKRAZE VS BOX

Kraze and the box rush towards each other in the center of the arena. When they meet the box swerves right around it, backs up and SLAMS Kraze into the air flying! During mid-flight the box tosses several ninja stars with deadly precision and all of them pierces Kraze. Kraze's protected wheelgaurds allow the stars NOT to hit the wheels. Box then SLAMs it again into the wall with such force that the armor almost KKKrumples like tinfoil. Kraze recovers and drives back into the arena, and Boxxy grabs Kraze with psychic powers and holds it under the hammers for a straight MINUTE, Kraze is critically damaged at this point and barely able to move. Box prepares to deliver the finishing blow when its batteries run dry. It stops dead in its tracks and is counted out. Kraze rips off a small chunk of the former box with its flipper and the driver heads into the bathroom with it, feeling last night's Mexican-Style tacos ready to come out.

Ku Klux Kraze wins after 1:30 min.

the final will be Purple Potato (kody) VS Kraze (nick)..... submit your rp's

Post by **That Kode Guy** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:31 pm

Let randomness NOT work its course. If that fails, let it work its course.

Good luck, Nickety-split.

Post by **That Kode Guy** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:31 pm

Also those are my favourite results ever.

NWOWWE · Post by **NWOWWE** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:45 pm

I'll be back! :ph43r:

NFX · Post by **NFX** » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:50 pm

Potatoes? POTATOES! You know those two big Van Der Graaf balls you see with sparks jumping between them? Kraze does that but with the microwaves being sent from the controller, amplifies them by calling in a favour from Jesus, directs them towards the potato and waits until it explodes in a shower of starchy purpleness.

Post by **Badnik96** » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:53 pm

lolwut?

best tourney ever

Post by **V900** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:33 pm

THE FINALS

KRAZE vs THE POTATO

Kraze and POTATO rush out of their corners and do their usual bout, Kraze flipping the starch around, the potato doing whatever the hell a potato does to fight. A minute in, Kraze sees that a potato is much tougher to squish by flipping it around than it tought, so Kraze lifts its lid and Al-Quieda and finally Allah himself (did I mention Kraze was Islamic? such a twist). In response to this, the POTATO summons Gabe Newell. The potato starts firing Explosive Spinning RED duck hunt dogs at Allah's army, meanwhile GabeN is bating up pirate-ninja-terrorists with his mighty hammer coated in McDonalds Cheeseburgers. It proves to be very effective in weeding them out. In one last move of desperation, Allah attempts to Falcon Punch GabeN, but he sees it coming and counterattacks with a FP as well, the two punches combine and send a shockwave through the arena so great that the entire building implodes, then explodes, then implodes again, and explodes. Krazes and the potatos remnants are scattered through the arena, as even those mightiest of warriors were not prepared for the shockwave, Al-Quieda is obliterated, while Allah and GabeN made up their differences and decided to go over to Gabe's place and play some HL3 together. All the bots that were in the stadium for the next tourney are nothing more than shards too.
Except... one.
And that one was Skippy The Moon Rock.

:holland: :holland: :holland: OUR CHAMPION BY DEFAULT IS :holland: :holland: :holland:

GJ

NWOWWE · Post by **NWOWWE** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:42 pm

Post by **That Kode Guy** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:11 pm

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This.

Post by **Badnik96** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:09 am

lol skarpey