RUMBLE LEAGUE RESULTS

[Badnik96]

WEEK 1

LW RUMBLE

Scatterbrain spins up and it's Shade Fist that gets splattered first, with a huge dent and busted drive wheel. That had to hurt. However he is still mobile and tries to stay alive. Then Scatterbrain pinballs into Thwedge, who tries to thwack him but ends up backing into Skate, who hits him in the wheel. Thwedge scoops up Skate and Toe Crusher vs Low Blow style, pushes him into the pulverizer. Both bots get a pound before they escape. Axebot tries to get under Talon but ends up going too fast for its own good and tips on its side, Talon then lifts it up and carries it to the kill saws, where it's torn to slivers. Meanwhile, Tommyknocker is trying to get under BlackRose who took a hit from Scatterbrain who is near the arena drum right now. BlackRose gets under and sends Tommy into the spike strip. Meanwhile Rage for the Machine has taken a chunk out of the now-dead Shade Fist 2, and ricochets into Scatterbrain who deals enough damage to KO it. Turbo Tails has had little luck so far and gets shoved around by Talon who is being chased by Tommyknocker. Skate takes a knock from Scatterbrain and he ricochets into BlackRose who scoops him up and delivers him to the pulverizer where he then sits dead. Turbo Tails is uside down and dead by this point and Talon tries to tip Tommy onto the wall and immobilize him. Thwedge goes after Skate again and manages to make a hole in Skate's armor, and then pushes onto the kill saws where a tire gets mangled rendering him immobile.. As time ticks down the 4 remaining bots shove each other into hazards and whatnot. Time runs out with Tommy balanced on the wall and immobilized.

JUDGE DECISION
Agression 6-6-3 (Thwedge, Talon, BlackRose)
Damage 6-5-4 (Talon, Thwedge, BlackRose)
Strategy 5-5-5 (tie)

A close 17-16-12 decision for the winner, TALON!

Points:

Talon: 9
Thwedge: 8
BlackRose: 7
Tomyknocker Man: 6
Skate: 5
Scatterbrain: 4
Turbo Tails: 3
Rage for the Machine: 2
Shade Fist 2: 1
AxeBawt 3: 0

SHW RUMBLE

AxeBawt 4 comes out first, trying to hit something robotic, but ends up skidding over the killsaws, which guts it, then after being killed, skids under the pulverizer where it is mashed. At this point, everyone is too busy laughing at Sparkey's bot failing to realize that Incision had goitten a good grip on Tali'Zorah and is pounding away. NWOWWE regains control quickly enough to try to escape, but by the time he can budge the claws enough to move he is dead. Exotherm 1 and 2 team up on Scooper sized, who is cornered, but in the same corner Tax Cutter is controlling. The result: One dead penis-scoop bot. Exotherm III on the other hand is chasing Traffic Warden with its wedge, and the Warden grabs onto his chassis and won't let go. Thunder Ball 3 rams into the lovely couple and sends them bouncing into Incision. Incision grabs one of Exotherm's tracks and breaks it, and then breaks into the yummy internals of the chassis like a crab shell. Traffic Warden escapes during this time and tries to grab TB3 who he is unable to find a purchase on. Tax Cutter gets bored and as Exotherm 1 moves in to kill Warden he tears into a soft fleshy wheel. Now Exotherm 2 is scared of Incision and moves to dodge Incision who then gets rammed by TB3. Exotherm sees this as a prime opportunity to kill the pesky Traffic Warden who sees the same opportunity in Exotherm. The two collide with only half a minute left on the clock. The Warden manages to bend Exotherm's disc a little and keep it from spinning too quickly. At the same time Tax Cutter hits Thunder Ball hard enough to dislodge a skirt and then a whole side panel. Incision and Tax Cutter then go to town on the half-dead Thunder Ball. As the clock winds down to 0 there are 4 bots remaining.

JUDGE DECISION:
Agression: 6-4-3-2 (Incision, Exotherm 2, Traffic Warden, Tax Cutter)
Damage: 6-5-2-1 (Incision, Tax Cutter, Exotherm, Traffic Warden)
Strategy: 5-4-4-2 (Incision, Exotherm, Warden, Tax Cutter)

Your Winner, with a 17-10-9-9 Decision, INCISION!

POINTS:

Incision: 9
Exotherm 2: 8
Traffic Warden: 7
Tax Cutter's Return: 6
Thunder Ball 3: 5
Exotherm 1: 4
Exotherm 3: 3
Scooper-Sized: 2
Tali'Zorah: 1
AxeBawt 4: 0


SHOW BOT RUMBLE:

EarthDay Cake slowly but steadily drives toward Ranger as he tries to use his epic face to make everyone laugh to the point of submission. Executor gets grabbed by Compression who bites into him and carries him to the kill saws while getting his wheels chopped up. Compression's wheels get stuck a few feet before the kill saws and both bots are stuck, yet Executor is still spinning. King Leer gets rammed by Swift Darkness and lets fly with his hammer thingies. However, Darkness flips him on his face (a la Crash Test Dummy vs BattleRat) and pushed into Executor. Needless to say, King Leer has been amputated. Dulcy tries to set Baron Beaver on fire and manages to burn one of the weapon chains, but then gets torn up a bit by the other two. Earthday Cake is upside-down, flipped by Ranger at this point. The two flippers gang up on Ganymede who dances like heck but in the end gets flipped, but not before mangling Ranger's flipper to the point of uselessness. He then self-rights using his weird dancing head. Glory Hole is attacking the upside-down Earthday Cake, making huge holes in its face. Dulcy has set fire to Beaver by now, and the match is stopped for a sec so Beaver can be put out. Now dead, Beaver sits idly in the corner of the arena. Dulcy decides to go after Swift Darkness but gets flipped. Dulcy tries to rotate his head so he can self-right like Ganymede, but it doesn't work. Ganymede hits Glory Hole hard, bending its spike and srimech. the now-broken Glory Hole drives into the pulverizer. Ranger is still alive but has nothing to live for and gets killed by Ganymede as the buzzer sounds. Executor is still spinning but stuck to Compression.

JUDGE DECISION
Agression: 8-7-0 (Swift Darkness-Ganymede-Executor)
Damage: 8-7-0 (Executor-Ganymede-Swift Darkness)
Strategy: 8-6-1 (Swift Darkness-Ganymede-Executor)

Your winner, with a 20-16-9 decision, GANYMEDE!

Points:
Ganymede: 9
Swift Darkness: 8
Executor: 7
Ranger: 6
Glory Hole: 5
Dulcy: 4
Baron Beaver: 3
King Leer: 2
EarthDay Cake: 1
Compression: 0

[Badnik96]

MW Rumble

The Smash Bros. decide to head after Messiah first, but Messiah has other plans and smacks the red one across the face. Splattered across the arena but still mobile, the red Smash Brother tries to get back in the match. Gentleman's Flipper manages to get under Jinx and flip it over, but Jinx just self-rights. Kabutogani goes after Flipping Eck and before Eck can get a flip in his face gets ripped off, and then he gets destroyed by Messiah. Stingray goes after Killotine and gives him a whack. The force of the blow pushes Killotine onto the kill saws, and he's splattered against the wall, dead. Jinx gives Gentleman's Flipper the axe, as ne is now upside down and under the pulverizer. ZQFMGB attacks Stingray, but Stingray has other plans and pierces ZQFMGB's shell. Now spinning slower than usual, ZQFMGB tries to hit Kabutogani but ends up getting destroyed. The force of the blow knocks Kabuto into a wall and he is knocked out. Hyper-Ventilate tries to lift the green Smash Brother and gets a good grip when the red one comes out of nowhere and tries to push the green one off but ends up just being carried into the pulverizer with his brother. Both are now dead. Messiah tears off one of Jinx's forks, and Jinx responds by slapping Messiah. The hit is enough to disable the motor at this point in the rumble, and Messiah uses the wedge to shove around Hyper-Ventilate. Jinx and Stingray hit each other at the same time, and Stingray manages to bend Jinx's axe. Hyper-Ventilate picks up Messiah by the blade and carries him onto the killsaws. Jinx gets flipped by Hyper-Ventilate and pushed under the pulverizer by Stingray, and it's the end of Jinx. Messiah somehow spins up his blade (MOE vs Stealth Terminator style) and the match ends in a shower of sparks as Messiah hits Stingray.

JUDGE DECISION
Aggression: 6-6-3 (Messiah, Stingray, Hyper-Ventilate)
Damage: 7-5-3 (Messiah, Stingray, Hyper-Ventilate)
Strategy: 6-5-4 (Stingray, Hyper-Ventilate, Messiah)

It's a tie between Messiah and Stingray! It goes to a Spectator vote!

And the crowd votes for... MESSIAH!

Points:
Messiah: 9
Stingray: 8
Hyper-Ventilate: 7
Jinx: 6
Super Smash Bros.: 5
Kabutogani: 4
ZQFMGB: 3
Gentlemen's Flipper: 2
Killotine: EVO: 1
Flipping 'Eck: 0


HW RUMBLE

Metallic Doom comes in first and tries to grab Pickaxe. Pickaxe dents up Metallic Doom's top real bad, but it gets fed to its own builder's robot Parasite. Pickaxe survives, but its skirts are shredded up bad. El Chupacabra tries to hit Spin Dash, but Spin Dash has other plans and rams into the side of Parasite with his saw spinning. Wheels cut to ribbons, Parasite can only move in circles. Kraze 3 attacks Vertigo, gets under and tosses Vertigo sky high. Unfortunately El Chupacabra is where Vertigo lands, and the landing jolts the cryptid-based bot enough so a motor comes loose and he is immobilized. Hippy Bot tries to attack Mean Green Mother but ends up getting his flipper and axe torn to pieces. However he is still mobile and searches for an easier opponent. Pickaxe goes to hit Wedginator X, who's been very quiet so far, but is gotten under and flipped. The damage he sustained from Parasite early on keeps him from self righting. Parasite is still moving in circles but he takes a big chunk out of Metallic Doom who drove too close to him. Wedginator flips Spin Dash who has spent his time being flipped around by Kraze 3. Spin Dash tries to hit Mean Green Mother from the side but ends up bouncing off the side and getting a huge gash across 5 of the 6 wheels. Sadly, the Sonic-based bot is out. Hippy Bot is still in there, trying to avoid everyone's weapons, and doing a good job with his 10 speed. Metallic Doom chases Hippy Bot however but is unable to catch him and he goes to find another victim. Mean Green Mother puts Parasite out of his misery by shredding his other 2 tires to smithereens. Wedginator X finds Hippy Bot and flips him. Vertigo is pushed under the pulverizer by Metallic Doom, and is killed. Wedginator manages to balance Doom on his side with 10 seconds left, but he manages to tip himself back over. When the buzzer sounds Kraze, Mean Green Mother, Wedginator and Metallic Doom are all still in.

JUDGE DECISION
Aggression: 6-4-3-2 (Metallic Doom, Kraze, Wedginator, Mean Green Mother)
Damage: 12-2-1-0 (Mean Green Mother, Metallic Doom, Kraze, Wedginator)
Strategy: 5-5-3-2 (Kraze, Metallic Doom, Wedginator, Mean Green Mother)

Your winner, by a 16-13-10-6 Decision, MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTERSPACE!

Points:

Mean Green Mother: 9
Metallic Doom: 8
Kraze 3: 7
Wedginator X: 6
Vertigo: 5
Hippy Bot: 4
Parasite: 3
Spin Dash Unleashed: 2
Pickaxe: 1
El Chupacabra: 0

[Badnik96]

WEEK 2

SHOW BOT RUMBLE

Ganymede spins up and hits Missingno, causing it to <del>crash the game</del> take damage and break the axe. King Leer rams into Amoeba Cake, and shoves it into the Pulverizers. Since the Cake can't really move, it just keeps getting hit throughout the match. Since Earthday Cake forfeited, Gabriel V decides to ram into Glory Hole and tries to flip it. the Hole selfrights but Gabriel just keeps flipping it. Executioner doesn't have Compression this time to mount to, and there aren't any big rammers (besides Amoeba Cake, but he can't move and has been counted out), so he just spins up. King Leer is flipped by Swift Darkness again, and then takes a pounding from the Pulverizer. Missingno, mangled heavily, tries to hit Ranger, but gets flipped and lands onto Executioner, splattering the glitchbot all over the arena and also Executioner to unstabilize for a quick second. This gives Ranger an opportunity to flip and he takes it, tossing the spinner into the air and over onto its back. Swift Darkness goes after Gabriel V, and after Glory Hole starts smoking, flips Gabriel over. Gabe selfrights, and hits Darkness with his bar, knocking it into the killsaws. They grind up SD some until he manages to selfright. Ganymede meanwhile has been tearing apart Ranger, who is now dead. Time is running out, and the 3 remaining bots keep smacking each other until time runs out.

JUDGE DECISION

Aggression 5-5-5 (Tie)
Damage 8-5-2 (Ganymede-Gabriel V-Swift Darkness)
Strategy 6-5-4 (Swift Darkness-Gabriel V-Ganymede)

17-15-13 for the winner, GANYMEDE&#33; (again&#33;)

Points

Ganymede 8
Gabriel V 7
Swift Darkness 6
Ranger 5
Glory Hole 4
Executioner 3
Missingno. 2
King Leer 1
Amoeba Cake 0


LW RUMBLE

Scatterbrain spins up almost instantly after zipping to the center. Rage for the Machines tries to go after Talon, but Talon has other ideas and dodges him while zipping toward Blackrose. the ARC Armageddon champ slams into Catfish before being picked up by the reigning rumble champ. Turt-tron slams into Shade Fist 2 but unwittingly flips itself over, KO'ing the Pokemon-themed bot. Scatterbrain is still just spinning, when Rage For the Machines pinballs off of Catfish, who acquired a huge gash across the wedge, and into Skate. He gets flipped and pushed into Scatterbrain, who scatters him across the arena. Meanwhile, Talon is certainly sticking to his plan, having sent Blackrose into every hazard across the arena.He lets go after BR looks raped and on the way out tears off one of her side skirts. Shade Fist 2 rams into Skate, trying to get revenge for ARC. He succeeds, and rams the fishbot into a wall, and then the pulverizer. It's about time to serve Skate fried with some lemon when suddenly Scatterbrain comes out of nowhere, pinballing after a hit from Blackrose, now smoking. Both bots take a huge hit and are basically dead when Blackrose catches fire. Blackrose is put out and the match resumes. Catfish tries to keep fighting, but Talon gets into him, pushing him into the pulverizers. That basically ends his day. Then time is called.

JUDGE DECISION

Aggression 11-4 (Talon-Scatterbrain)
Damage 9-6 (Scatterbrain-Talon)
Strategy 8-7 (Talon-Scatterbrain)

Your winner, with a 25-20 decision, TALON&#33; (another 2-time winner&#33; :P)

POINTS

Talon 7
Scatterbrain 6
Catfish 5
Blackrose 4
Shade Fist 2 3
Skate 3
Rage FOr the Machines 1
Turt-Tron 0


MW RUMBLE

Jinx comes out first and tries to flip the Smash Bros. However the brothers have other ideas and Green starts tearing chunks out of the girly axebot. Before you can say "This games winner is... *insert random Nintendo character here*", Jinx is dead. Rooster Teeth bounces off of Freckles and into the wall, then over the kill saws, disabling a drive chain on the fly. This does nothing, however, to the pinball legend as he continues flying around randomly. Suddenly Kabutogani collides with Rooster teeth and both bots go flying, with Teeth being completely disabled. Stingray almost literally flies into Messiah and rams the fuck out of him before Messiah knows what's going on. Now that Stingray's close loss last rumble is avenged, he tries ramming into Red, but Green will have none of it. However, Stingray has gotten wind of their little trick, and Slams into Red's blade, flipping him over and immobilizing him, before twirling around and disabling Green too. Freckles rams into Flipping Eck and gets flipped, but doesn't get enough momentum from the flip to self right. Flipping Eck gets dented up by Stingray a bit before Kabutogani, already damaged by Rooster Teeth, gets nicked by the kill saws and catches fire. The match is halted and when it resumes, Stingray basically murders Eck before he can get a flip in. Eck dies with 15 seconds left on the clock.

Your (first) winner by unanimous victory, Stingray&#33;

Points

Stingray 7
Flipping 'Eck 6
Kabutogani 5
Freckles the Guinea Pig 4
Super Smash Brothers 3
Messiah 2
Rooster Teeth 1
Jinx 0


HW RUMBLE
Wedginator goes into the Clones and sends 4 of them flying. It looks like a Pikmin battle. However, they all survive and coninue the battle, and swarm The Rush. However, Saw of Entei comes in and tears one of the Clones to pieces before ripping Rush's armor to shreds. Rush taps out, not wanting to lose any electronics. (damn HW division...) Kraze 3 flips Metallic Doom and then the Clones come into the equation, pushing Kraze 3 around and sauddenly into the pulverizer before the trippy flipper could do anything. Metallic Doom proceeds to grab Saw of Entei and push him into Mean Green Mother. Entei doesn't survive, and a driving mistake knocks out Metallic Doom too. Parasite, being flipped around by Wedginator, rips a gash in the flipper, then escapes and rips into the side. However, Wedginator is still alive (barely). The clones are now attacking Mean Green Mother, but then the blades come to bear and 3 of the remaining 4 are splattered. Kraze 3 decides to try to flip what's left of Wedginator, and does a good job of it. However, the Pulverizer knocked out the suction fan, and then Parasite collides with the battered flipper bot. Needless to say, Kraze is pretty much dead. Then, the two remaining bots collide, and a shower of sparks go everywhere as both bots lose their weapons, and also their drive. Yes, the match is over. But nothing's moving? Wait, there's one Clone left mobile&#33; Since he is the last mobile robot (and no, there's no rules on half of the multibot to be immobilized or something), he is the winner&#33;

The winner... The Clones That Weren't There&#33;

Points

The Clones That Weren't There 7
Mean Green Mother from Outerspace 6
Parasite 6
Kraze 3 4
Wedginator X 3
Metallic Doom 2
Saw of Entei 1
The Rush 0


SHW RUMBLE

Exotherm III spins up and hits Incision, sending him into a corner... The very one Tax Cutter's Return has started living in&#33;&#33; Incision gets his guts torn out as the match gets uglier than Lady Gaga. Pennywise goes after Kyogre. 027 LB is afraid of clowns and runs away (the noob...) Kyogre gets torn to shreds. Then Scooper-Size comes in and rams into the clown, sending him flying and then upside-down. Exotherm 1 rams into Thunder Ball 3, but doesn't deal too much damage before he gets pulverized. Smoke starts pouring out of it. Scooper-sized rams into Exotherm III, but the spinner gets under the rammer and pushes it into the arena drum. It's over for VEVO (aka Prince Palatine). then Tax Cutter gets bored and hunkers down near the killsaws. TB3 rams into it, but gets his front wedge torn off, then the front armor panel,then the front wheels... Dammit, why the hell isn't TB3 doing anything?&#33; It's because the ram knocked out a power switch&#33;&#33; TB3 gets torn to pieces as Exotherm III comes in and basically slams Tax Cutter into the wall, Stopping the blade for a sec. Then comes the Pulverizer. But Tax Cutter isn't done yet. He turns around and rips some armor off of Exotherm III before Exo gets in another blow with the blade. Tax Cutter deals another blow, this time to one of Exo's tracks. Suddenly Exotherm doesn't look so dangerous anymore. With time ticking down, Tax Cutter's Return violently murders Exotherm III.

You Winner, by well, a lot of destruction, Tax Cutter's Return&#33;&#33;&#33;

Points

Tax Cutter's Return 7
Exotherm III 6
Thunder Ball 3 5
Scooper-Sized 4
Exotherm I 3
Pennywise the Dancing Clown 2
Kyogre 1
Incision 0