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The Mangle
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Post by The Mangle » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:18 am

So I was running across YouTube several years ago and I came across a video giving some answers to a questionnaire about Star Wars. Me being me decided to try and share this with someone but I failed and I forgot about it until sometime recently, so I'm going to share it with you guys. Please note that is was made when Star Wars had 6 films and the Expanded Universe (EU) - a series of books and comics and the like pre Episode 1 to post Episode 6.

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Questionnaire</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Jedi or Sith?

Favorite Worlds?

Type of lightsaber, Lightsaber color and fighting style?

Favorite Species?

Favorite vehicle?

If you were a Jedi which master would you want?

If you were a Sith which master would you want?

If you were a Sith, then what would your "Darth" Name Be?

Favorite Film?

Least favorite film?

If you could write your own Star Wars novel, what would it be about?

Which film has your favorite soundtrack?

Do you collect figures?

In your opinion, what is the best thing about the EU?

In your opinion, what are the worst things about the EU?

What Does Star Wars mean to you?
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Oh and one more thing - post your answers in spoilers please.

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Post by The Monsterworks » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:14 am

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

Jedi

Corellia, Kashyyk, Thyferra

Purple dual-phase lightsaber, fencing style

Chiss

YT series light freighter

Corran Horn

Darth Malgus

Darth Cruentus

Episode V

Episode VII

A group of starfighter pilots on a deep cover mission (aka the Wraith Squadron books) or a droid achieving full sentience.

Episode VI

Lol nope

The fleshing out of the universe, the Thrawn trilogy, and the Rogue Squadron books.

Everything starting with the Yuuzhan Vong. God,the Abeloth stuff was cringeworthy too.

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Post by playzooki » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:40 pm

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Jedi or Sith?
Jedi
Favorite Worlds?
Earth
Type of lightsaber, Lightsaber color and fighting style?
the big green one, left-right goodnight
Favorite Species?
human
Favorite vehicle?
Lada Riva
If you were a Jedi which master would you want?
Adams
If you were a Sith which master would you want?
Giri
If you were a Sith, then what would your "Darth" Name Be?
Darth McDarthface
Favorite Film?
Shrek
Least favorite film?
Anything that isn't shrek
If you could write your own Star Wars novel, what would it be about?
Luke Landwalker gets piss
Which film has your favorite soundtrack?
Wesley Willis As Himself
Do you collect figures?
No
In your opinion, what is the best thing about the EU?
We're leaving it
In your opinion, what are the worst things about the EU?
Shitty laws made in Brussels that we had little to no say in.
What Does Star Wars mean to you?
nothing
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done it mate
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Post by The Mangle » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:36 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Jul 11 2017, 04:40 PM</dd></dl><div><div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
Jedi or Sith?
Jedi
Favorite Worlds?
Earth
Type of lightsaber, Lightsaber color and fighting style?
the big green one, left-right goodnight
Favorite Species?
human
Favorite vehicle?
Lada Riva
If you were a Jedi which master would you want?
Adams
If you were a Sith which master would you want?
Giri
If you were a Sith, then what would your "Darth" Name Be?
Darth McDarthface
Favorite Film?
Shrek
Least favorite film?
Anything that isn't shrek
If you could write your own Star Wars novel, what would it be about?
Luke Landwalker gets piss
Which film has your favorite soundtrack?
Wesley Willis As Himself
Do you collect figures?
No
In your opinion, what is the best thing about the EU?
We're leaving it
In your opinion, what are the worst things about the EU?
Shitty laws made in Brussels that we had little to no say in.
What Does Star Wars mean to you?
nothing
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done it mate[/quote]Some of your answers playzooki are reminding me of the Forces of Destiny cartoon Disney has on. Please remember that there is a lot of stuff in the EU that you can use in your answers. Take a look at The Monsterworks answers and then search for things related to Star Wars.

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Post by NWOWWE » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:10 pm

zooki is just a goon. Pay him no mind.
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Post by playzooki » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:39 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>Jul 12 2017, 02:10 PM</dd></dl><div>zooki is just a goon. Pay him no mind.[/quote]you what

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Post by BEES » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:45 pm

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Jedi or Sith? - El-Aurian from Star Trek :V
Favorite Worlds? - The butt planet from Rick and Morty
Type of lightsaber, Lightsaber color and fighting style? - Hilted, Green, Medieval knight style
Favorite Species? - My fursona is a Lemur
Favorite vehicle? - Miranda Class. Star Wars ships are ugly :V
If you were a Jedi which master would you want? - Uh... Eric Hansen
If you were a Sith which master would you want? - Darth Revan
If you were a Sith, then what would your "Darth" Name Be? - Darth Vatnos
Favorite Film? - Return of the Jedi
Least favorite film? - Attack of the Clones
If you could write your own Star Wars novel, what would it be about? - I think the whole 'light side' and 'dark side' aspect fails to do justice to the depth and beauty of the force, and I want to do something with a Revan-like character who's tapped into both sides and managed to find sanity in their life afterwards.
Which film has your favorite soundtrack? - Actually The Phantom Menace has a pretty good soundtrack.
Do you collect figures? - Nope
In your opinion, what is the best thing about the EU? - That's where most of the Star Wars is.
In your opinion, what are the worst things about the EU? - Disney brought the hammer down on it.

What Does Star Wars mean to you? - As an outsider and a Star Trek fan first and foremost, who still appreciates the OT, I think I have a newfound spirit bond with Star Wars fans, because both of our franchises were killed by shitty movies (the prequels for Star Wars and the last two Next Gen films for Star Trek). And then JJ Abrams--a talentless hack who has gotten every job he's ever had in his life through Jewish connections and nothing else, has tainted both our franchises with his weak writing and his hardon for plagiarizing other ideas from the franchise and throwing them together in a blender with more lens flare. I think both groups of fans have a lot of concern at this point over whether we'll see things get made in our franchise by people who actually care passionately about it and have a strong creative vision they want to convey, or if all of it is going to be a bunch of strategic decisions coming from soulless marketing departments for the next two decades.</div>
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Post by playzooki » Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:59 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jul 31 2017, 05:45 PM</dd></dl><div><div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
If you were a Jedi which master would you want? - Uh... Eric Hansen
</div>[/quote]I made that joke already :v:

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Post by The Mangle » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:03 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Aug 1 2017, 12:59 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jul 31 2017, 05:45 PM</dd></dl><div><div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
If you were a Jedi which master would you want? - Uh... Eric Hansen
</div>[/quote]I made that joke already :v: [/quote]I think I allow the joke to be reused, since its not Forces of Destiny.

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Post by BEES » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:01 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Aug 1 2017, 12:59 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>BEES</dt><dd>Jul 31 2017, 05:45 PM</dd></dl><div><div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
If you were a Jedi which master would you want? - Uh... Eric Hansen
</div>[/quote]I made that joke already :v: [/quote]What joke when?

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