My adventures with Rose MacLachan

Speak freely but don't be stupid about it or you'll find yourself on the last train to Clarksville, ya dumbass.
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MadBull
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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:51 am

Okay, decided to reply to a scammer again. Another one trying to get my money by stressing how good a Christian she is, another chance for me to see how easily these scammers drop their religion for some easy money. I am genuinely amazed at how hard this is, I would have thought they'd straight away go "oh yes you are right I am not a Christian anymore! now give me your money".

I can not stress enough I mean no harm to any Christians (well that's a lie, there are some I would like seeing harmed, none of them are on this forum though) and am just having a laugh at the expense of these scumbags.

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Rose</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear beloved friend,

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I am giving
you my trust and wish you will give me back the trust i have given you
. I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I
die.

I am Mrs. Rose MacLachan from New Zealand, I am 53 years old, I am
suffering from a long time cancer of the throat. From all indication
my condition is really deteriorating as I can not be able to talk or
speak, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live
beyond the next Six months, this is because of the cancer stage has
reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless baby's home
and was married to my late Husband for twenty years without a child.

My Husband and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately, he died
in a Motor accident, so i could not hear the cry of child in my house.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my belongings
and deposited all the sum of &#036;10.2 million dollars with a bank in Cote
D'Ivoire where we worked in the oil company and lived for more than 18
years.

Presently, this money is still in their custody and the management
just wrote me as the Legitimate beneficiary to come forward to receive
the Deposit after keeping it for so long or rather issue a letter of
authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not
come over as a result of my illness. Presently,I'm with my hospital
laptop where I have been under-going treatment. I have since lost my
ability to walk about or do anything by myself and my doctors have
told me that I have only few months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any business
of your choice and the gain made every year or 6 months as the case
may be, distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor
and the motherless baby's home where I come from.

I want your good humanitarian, to also use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows, and 20% for you , I must let you know
that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step
towards this issue because I have no further option.

In your reply, i will like you to send to me your contact information
such as your full name, your address, your telephone and fax number.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank, which
will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure
me that you will act accordingly as I have stated herein.

Hope to hear from you soonest

Awaiting your reply
Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Rose MacLachan.[/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:53 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>MadBull</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear woman,

I only do business with atheists. Please come back to me after re-evaluating your religious views.

Kisses,

Arie [/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:53 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Rose</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear Arie,

Donation got nothing to do with faith or religion. atheist is a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods. So where do you believe?[/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:54 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>MadBull</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Woman, you ask me to use your donation to fund churches. How can you say this donation has nothing to do with faith or religion?

Arie[/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:55 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Rose</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear Arie,

Read my message again. Is it only Churches you saw there?[/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:55 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>MadBull</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear Rose,

You asked me to fund orphanages, widows, AND churches. Therefor, you asked me to fund churches. Among others things, yes, but churches too.

So I ask you again, how has this nothing to do with religion?

Kisses,

Arie[/quote]

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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:56 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Rose</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>Dear Arie,


Thank God you mentioned orphanages and widows. Therefore i will like to ask, in your what ever faith, is there no widow or Orphans in-there who are in need? Like i said before, donations has nothing to do with faith or religion. You may ask the intellectuals if you are confused.[/quote]

Really, this is what motivated me to post this one, "you may ask the intellectuals if you are confused". She's actually insulting me&#33; :dawg:

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