My adventures with the United Nations

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MadBull
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Post by MadBull » Wed May 06, 2015 9:41 am

I... I just received this...

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT,
IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK
United Nations Compensation For Scam Victims

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

How are you today? I Hope all is well with you and your family?
In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations, the United States Government to restore the dignity and economy of Nations. Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.


This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of &#036;2,300,000 USD (Two Million Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars)this includes every foreign contractors,lottery winners and inheritance funds,that may have not received their funds,and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems and Fraud activities.
Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.


You are advised to Re confirm to us your

Full Name.
Address
Mobile Number


Good luck and kind regards. Making the world a better place
SIR.Thomas Ship
(Financial Officer)United Nations[/quote]

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Post by NFX » Wed May 06, 2015 9:54 am

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Post by MadBull » Thu May 07, 2015 6:44 am

ok what should I reply?&#33;

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Post by NFX » Thu May 07, 2015 7:30 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>MadBull</dt><dd>May 7 2015, 06:44 AM</dd></dl><div>ok what should I reply?&#33;[/quote]For starters, mention that you are currently based in Kosovo.
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Post by MadBull » Thu May 07, 2015 7:39 am

or Tibet&#33;

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Post by NWOWWE » Thu May 07, 2015 7:40 am

What if you don't have a mobile number???
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by MadBull » Thu May 07, 2015 7:46 am

lack of a mobile phone is very common among scambaiters

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Post by NWOWWE » Thu May 07, 2015 8:33 am

The best part is that even if this was legit, it's still a borderline scam since the World Bank gives out loans, not just free money. Just think about the interest on over &#036;2 million&#33; :o
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by MadBull » Thu May 07, 2015 8:44 am

well they could have given a loan to the UN that the UN then uses to compensate people

theoretically

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Post by NWOWWE » Thu May 07, 2015 8:49 am

And all the UN had to do was sign over the Netherlands as collateral&#33; Brilliant&#33; :proud:
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by MadBull » Thu May 07, 2015 8:51 am

well the meeting lasted 7 months (minus 2 days), I'd bloody well expect them to come up with something brilliant

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