A delightful date in which we celebrate the coming of Alex V

[That Kode Guy]

Pardon me, may I vulgarly inquire the tenacities of your implied remark to my state of well-being, you diminutive canine of the female persuasion? I shall take it upon myself to provide enlightening information to you that I have obtained a doctorate degree after arduous years of study in the United States Navy Sea Air and Land Teams, and afterwards partaken in forcibly relinquishing Islamic individuals of their prized possessions; to disclose further knowledge the estimated volume of deaths at my arms has exceeded the number three hundred. I have been blessed with military exercises in the field of the genus hominoidea, and those in the United States of America who train themselves in the profession of separating the cephalic part of the human body from its host acknowledge my supreme status in this regard. To my exceedingly honed eyesight and focus. your existence on the astral plane of our common universe is merely in the shape of a bulls-eye. Your said existence, you would do well upon to realize that from this moment forth it will fragmentate and fade from divine accuracy courtesy of yours truly. If you had any delusions lingering in your cranial cavity that your mishappened exclamations over a global system of interconnected computer networks would pass by unnoticed, I would implore you to swiftly re-process your cerebrum and cerebral cortex, and then further ridicule your lack of argument by proclaiming you a copulator. Our many dictations clash even as my comrades in espionage hijack your local service provider and return valuable data which will be accommodating to our organization; thus my foul-mouthed larva of the order diptera, it would be well-advised to take shelter in a small, enclosed area of your dwelling abode, however the odds of surviving the resulting cyclone of your inescapable destruction calculate to zero percent; this result will determine that your aforementioned existence is inconsequential, despite your repeated objections. You have been designated deceased in a derogatory manner, infantile bovine of the subspecies capra aegagrus hircus. You will bear witness to my complete and galactic omnipresence in a timely fashion. I shall share my uncanny ability to irreversibly mutilate your body parts from using nothing but my upper appendages; these methods number in the valley of thirty-five score. Most frighteningly, I have been highly educated in the sport of fisticuffs, leagues beyond what mere mortals could discern. As well my deeds have granted me the deriviation of multitudes of munition from a first-world country's division of oceanic combat, which is sufficient to paste your butt cheeks across many hundreds of thousands of square kilometres, as you feel your bowels releasing from the explosive force. The wisdom of silence you were not bequeathed, but had these matters gripped your muscular hydrostat that manipulates vibrations across the many calcified structure in one's mouth in a firm showing, my crusade of ordinance following your juvenile outburst would most likely not have been unexpected to your being. Therefore, you must empty your coffer to which I will greedily take the spoils and declare you insufferably unintelligent. I close this hostile message to you by defecating over your person in vast amounts leading to your imminent suffocation, and once more decreeing you an infantile bovine of the subspecies capra aegagrus hircus, and an inanimate object that was formerly in motion by its own motivations.

<small><small><small><small>Happy birthday Alex. Don't kill me.</small></small></small></small>

[playzooki]

happy birthday

[NFX]

ARGH

i mean

CAKE

[NWOWWE]

Wait a minute... THERE'S NO CAKE HERE&#33;

[Badnik96]

Nick stole it all

happy birthday alex&#33;

[MadBull]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[succotash_54]

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>Apr 23 2015, 02:07 PM</dd></dl><div>Wait a minute... THERE'S NO CAKE HERE&#33;[/quote]The cake is a lie.