Memorable & Funny ARC Quotes?

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Post by GF93 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:45 pm

Considering that I've noticed a few good quotes in the sigs of some users about here, I figured- "We have something like this on GTM, so why not for here? I'm sure there's some interesting crap people say on ARC!"

So I made this- post a quote from here that you personally find memorable or funny, for whatever reason. A-like so-
http://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?topic=3114.570

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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:00 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>toAst</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>we both lost to a doorstop with a mystery weapon so who cares[/quote]
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Post by GF93 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:11 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE,Apr 23 2013</dt><dd> 07:11 AM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93,Apr 23 2013</dt><dd> 11:42 AM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE,Apr 23 2013</dt><dd> 07:11 AM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Sparkey989,Apr 23 2013</dt><dd> 02:41 AM</dd></dl><div> I also might sketch plans for a new version of the Tread-Whipper name that actually does something. [/quote]
So no more harmless tassels? :v: [/quote]
Where there's a whip-

*Crack*

- there's a way. :v: [/quote]
We don't wanna go to war today...[/quote]
Bonus points if you can find the reference. :P

But on top of that, all that stuff about Sparkles and his useless tassels was priceless. :v:

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Post by playzooki » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:41 am

Blackrose vs Dr Robotnik in the CBBR playoffs.
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Post by NWOWWE » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:50 am

There were plenty of classic quotes from the old boards (BLADE TO THING???/Clear shit is one everyone remembers even if they weren't there). But we can limit to this board I suppose.

So one from the top of my head (toAst quote):

"help i got ripped apart by tiny circles and i don't know why tell me tell meeeeeeeeeee"
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by Area51Escapee » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:27 am

"ACAMS is a crazy Texan that probably doesn't go anywhere without his pack of Marlboros" - Philip contemplating who smokes on the forums and who doesn't

"If anyone asks, I'm dead to everyone on the internet" - Kiazi in an e-mail to his cousin after Paul hacked his email account

"THANK YOU UTORRENT FOR WASTING 3 WEEKS OF MY GODDAMN LIFE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;" - Minion Paul after downloading Casino Royale on his notoriously slow internet connection only to realize it was in German

"At least I don't go parading around the forest waving a gun that splats pretty colors pretending to be all macho, you nancy," Dylan to TDS on Aceuplink, which promptly got him suspended for 2 weeks

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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:27 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>Nov 12 2013, 10:50 AM</dd></dl><div>"help i got ripped apart by tiny circles and i don't know why tell me tell meeeeeeeeeee"[/quote]<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>toAst</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>AAAAAAAAAA I GOT RIPPED APART BY LITTLE CIRCLES AND I DONT KNOW HOW TELL ME TELL ME[/quote]
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Post by playzooki » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:41 pm

I dont remember who said this, doesnt say, but

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div> and had some good clean[WTF, did i say clean?] fun through masturbation [/quote]

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Post by GF93 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:55 pm

Some brilliant ones so far. :P


One I remember was a result in CBBR (I think?) where a load of users performed a powerful choreographed attack to destroy a Bye. I think it might've been a "FINAL COLOUR BLASTER", but I'm not sure. :v:

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Post by V900 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:51 pm

who remembers CLUSTERFUCK OF DOOM?

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Post by NWOWWE » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:12 pm

You could probably get a lot of good quotes from Sparkey's CAD threads.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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Post by GF93 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:30 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NWOWWE</dt><dd>Nov 12 2013, 09:12 PM</dd></dl><div>You could probably get a lot of good quotes from Sparkey's CAD threads.[/quote]Where was that one where he was leaving? I do remember some gold nuggets there, too. :v:


EDIT: Found it-
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>
I'm leaving this damn retarded forum forever, now you guys can party with joy that you won't ever here from me. You jerks blowing up in the bot pack forum was retarded. The thing with Drive was a joke. I did not purpously steell the other bots design, eather. SO YOU CAN KEEP TELLING YOURSELFS THAT DAMNIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I HATE YOU ALL&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; LEARN THE MEANING OF SARCASM&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; and to the only two people who were nice to me, meganew and prince palitin, have fun, and the rest of you, have fun being jerks. You all purpously shot down every idea I had, and locking that topic was uncalled for as hell, I was not steeling the other bots design. Are you telling me every drum bot I've ever made was stollen to?????? I don't see what you guys could not listen for five fucking minutes so we could all be friends. I never tried to steell designs, inspired, maybe but not stollen, you guys know I'm more creative than that. so I hope you all have fun.
[/quote]

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>see, you can't even take this seriously&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I started posting bots that were fine&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I don't see why you locked the topics, I was trying to stop the arguements&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I don't get why you locked my showcase ather, I have been posting bots that were fine and no one was arguing. And tantrums&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; there is a diference between tantrums, and getting upset when people you tried to be friends with are telling you to shut the fuck up&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I tried and tried to stop the arguements and they kept going. You guys need to learn you won't make friends when you act like that&#33;&#33;&#33; and your all going "nuuurr come back in a few years nuuuuuuurr and behave better nnuuuuuuurr when you're all the jerks that are causing me to leave&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; and where the hell am I gonna put the pack up for DL now??????? I can't tell you how much stuff you screwed up just beacuse your heartless jerks that love picking on innocent kids. [/quote]
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Post by GF93 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:23 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Nov 13 2013, 03:17 AM</dd></dl><div>The 'fun' thread[/quote]Indeed&#33;

Also, some more good bits from there-
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Sparkles</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>fart fart fart im a dumb butt [/quote]

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Kody</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>CANADIANS CALL BACON BACON, AMERICANS CALL BACON BACON, BRITS CALL BACON...ER, ROBOPIG?[/quote]

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Post by That Kode Guy » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:30 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Nov 13 2013, 04:23 AM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Sparkles</dt><dd>&nbsp;</dd></dl><div>fart fart fart im a dumb butt [/quote][/quote]Pretty sure that was Siphai being a jerk, actually.

But in a good way. Like Jenny Frost.
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