Aggressive Haiku

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GF93
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Post by GF93 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:54 am

Slightly sooner now
Alex puts on Haiku Face
And drops some sick rhymes

That Kode Guy
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Post by That Kode Guy » Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:51 pm

Did you know that each
Line of a haiku has a
Prime number of words?

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Post by NFX » Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:54 pm

Five, seven, both primes.
Also two and twenty-nine.
But not sixty-three.
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Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

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Post by NFX » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:00 pm

Write something, you dicks
The haiku thread should not be
so unattended
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by attackfrog » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:31 pm

Who knew poetry
would be so sadly unloved
among roboteers?
Aquatic Robotics
ROBOT3 - The Terrible Toad Twins (FW) / Admiral (LW) / Whirlpool (MW) / Sideswipe (HW) || (Entry Post)
REDDIT - The Angry Urchin (HW) || (Entry Post)

Frogbot 2000: ROBOT2 Middleweight Champion!
Speed Bison: Ruination IV Superheavyweight 2nd Place

[attackfrog on Sketchfab] | attackfrog on Tinkercad | [Index of Visual Guides]

MadBull
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Post by MadBull » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:27 am

I write this haiku
While I am at work right now
I just love haiku

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Post by GF93 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:13 am

Stayed up to draw bots
All of them rank at bottom
Why do I bother

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Post by MadBull » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:40 am

this is not a haiku

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:43 am

Your bots look badass
Private Iron shows promise
LW stats ass tho
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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