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Post by NFX » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:04 pm

I am from Scotland.
I am barely fluent in
English anyway.
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Post by GF93 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:48 pm

Champs on ARC banner
Torque Dirty 2 Me wins, but
it's not fucking there

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Post by The_Angry_Goat » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:58 pm

four slots, five robots
we were wondering how long
'till you complained
‽ ROBOTICS (220 - 112 lifetime)
MAJOR CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//NICK'S FUZZY RULES

CBCIII
Cuddle Time!: 5-2
Scion: 7-2 (finalist)
Chimera V: 7-1 (undefeated in the regular season, semifinalist)
Delorean Cowboy: 2-4


ROBOTS3...?
Found God in a Tomato: 0-0
Venice Queen: 0-0
Visual Assault: 0-0
Blackburn Kangaroo: 0-0


potato nazis~V900

nonagon is a 2wd wedge with a good driver you could stick a rotting fish to it and it would win fights ~Badnik96
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Post by attackfrog » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:38 pm

That really seems like
A Hashtag first world problem
Which I wish I had
Aquatic Robotics
ROBOT3 - The Terrible Toad Twins (FW) / Admiral (LW) / Whirlpool (MW) / Sideswipe (HW) || (Entry Post)

Frogbot 2000: ROBOT2 Middleweight Champion!
Speed Bison: Ruination IV Superheavyweight 2nd Place

[attackfrog on Sketchfab] | attackfrog on Tinkercad | [Index of Visual Guides]

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Post by playzooki » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:53 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Jun 22 2017, 05:48 PM</dd></dl><div>Champs on ARC banner
Torque Dirty 2 Me wins, but
it's not fucking there[/quote]That's mainly because
Torque Dirty 2 me is shit.
And ARC too

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:29 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Jun 22 2017, 05:04 PM</dd></dl><div>I am from Scotland.
I am barely fluent in
English anyway.[/quote]Yet surprisingly
You know English better than
Certain people here :v:
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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Post by Cha0sFerret » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:21 am

I am reviving
this thread because haikus are
cool and stuff, okay?

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Post by attackfrog » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:28 pm

Necromancy is
a most forbidden magic
for a reason, Brad
Aquatic Robotics
ROBOT3 - The Terrible Toad Twins (FW) / Admiral (LW) / Whirlpool (MW) / Sideswipe (HW) || (Entry Post)

Frogbot 2000: ROBOT2 Middleweight Champion!
Speed Bison: Ruination IV Superheavyweight 2nd Place

[attackfrog on Sketchfab] | attackfrog on Tinkercad | [Index of Visual Guides]

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Post by The_Angry_Goat » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:47 pm

It isn't like people
were planning on using those
bodies anyway
‽ ROBOTICS (220 - 112 lifetime)
MAJOR CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//NICK'S FUZZY RULES

CBCIII
Cuddle Time!: 5-2
Scion: 7-2 (finalist)
Chimera V: 7-1 (undefeated in the regular season, semifinalist)
Delorean Cowboy: 2-4


ROBOTS3...?
Found God in a Tomato: 0-0
Venice Queen: 0-0
Visual Assault: 0-0
Blackburn Kangaroo: 0-0


potato nazis~V900

nonagon is a 2wd wedge with a good driver you could stick a rotting fish to it and it would win fights ~Badnik96
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Post by GF93 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:33 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Jun 23 2017, 07:53 AM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Jun 22 2017, 05:48 PM</dd></dl><div>Champs on ARC banner
Torque Dirty 2 Me wins, but
it's not fucking there[/quote]That's mainly because
Torque Dirty 2 me is shit.
And ARC too[/quote]With this mockery
I become filled with rage and
will eat your meme bots.

:v:

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:08 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Feb 4 2018, 09:33 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Jun 23 2017, 07:53 AM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Jun 22 2017, 05:48 PM</dd></dl><div>Champs on ARC banner
Torque Dirty 2 Me wins, but
it's not fucking there[/quote]That's mainly because
Torque Dirty 2 me is shit.
And ARC too[/quote]With this mockery
I become filled with rage and
will eat your meme bots.

:v:[/quote]No love for cheese wedge
A hardened and moldy black
...Front hinges suck tho :v:
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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Post by GF93 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:35 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Wolf51-50</dt><dd>Feb 5 2018, 06:08 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Feb 4 2018, 09:33 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Jun 23 2017, 07:53 AM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Jun 22 2017, 05:48 PM</dd></dl><div>Champs on ARC banner
Torque Dirty 2 Me wins, but
it's not fucking there[/quote]That's mainly because
Torque Dirty 2 me is shit.
And ARC too[/quote]With this mockery
I become filled with rage and
will eat your meme bots.

:v:[/quote]No love for cheese wedge
A hardened and moldy black
...Front hinges suck tho :v: [/quote]You both must git gud
To forward flip properly
And Zooks can't haiku

(seriously, look at the structure on his last one. :v: )

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Post by MassimoV » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:08 am

This showcase sucks

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Post by MadBull » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:03 am

Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

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Post by NFX » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:45 am

oh my god the thread
has been posted in again
five months til next post
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"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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