Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:14 pm
Bold words from a pup.
Remember that revenge is
A dish best served cold.
Remember that revenge is
A dish best served cold.
Capital letters
Signifying a surprise
Exclamation mark
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Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:50 pm
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:09 pm
Rose of Tellu blooms
She brings down her OP axe!
You die in two hits.
Dreadnought surfaces
Aggressive defence and then
you're over the wall.
Hellhound is doggo
He goes woof bork, but also
does spinners frighten.
Come crawling faster
Obey your Mastodon when
he bitch-slaps your ass.
Log Joke Emancipate
Fish Venerate Stag...fuck this
name, I'm going home.
Couple of ones about the Pressure Drop finalists, here. And Mastodon. :P
She brings down her OP axe!
You die in two hits.
Dreadnought surfaces
Aggressive defence and then
you're over the wall.
Hellhound is doggo
He goes woof bork, but also
does spinners frighten.
Come crawling faster
Obey your Mastodon when
he bitch-slaps your ass.
Log Joke Emancipate
Fish Venerate Stag...fuck this
name, I'm going home.
Couple of ones about the Pressure Drop finalists, here. And Mastodon. :P
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:51 am
Weaponed clusters suck?
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:24 am
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Dec 22 2016, 04:51 AM</dd></dl><div>Weaponed clusters suck?
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.[/quote]Could also say that
For Spy VS Spy because
they make bots go BOEM.
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.[/quote]Could also say that
For Spy VS Spy because
they make bots go BOEM.
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:15 am
Nick should never doubt
That the robots I build are
Perfect octagons
Alex V really
wants 300 wins before
200 losses
That the robots I build are
Perfect octagons
Alex V really
wants 300 wins before
200 losses
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:53 am
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The Monsterworks</dt><dd>Dec 30 2016, 02:15 AM</dd></dl><div>Alex V really
wants 300 wins before
200 losses[/quote]This I can confirm.
wants 300 wins before
200 losses[/quote]This I can confirm.
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:57 pm
ALL OF THE PLAYOFFS
Three robots undefeated
Satisfactory
Three robots undefeated
Satisfactory
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:10 pm
>giving a flying
fuck about the results in
cherry bomb classic
fuck about the results in
cherry bomb classic
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:04 am
Last of all, Endgame
Alpha Robotics last hope
No love for the Book
Alpha Robotics last hope
No love for the Book
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:49 pm
Guess what motherfuckers
My haiku has more syllables
Six, eight, six, so get rekt
My haiku has more syllables
Six, eight, six, so get rekt
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:22 pm
Therefore, not haiku.
I know you want to appear
clever, but fuck off.
:P
I know you want to appear
clever, but fuck off.
:P
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:32 pm
Dot dot dot dot, dot,
Dot dash dot dot, dot dash dot
dot, dash dash dash. Hi!
Dot dash dot dot, dot dash dot
dot, dash dash dash. Hi!
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:34 pm
I'll call my long haiku
A goddamn haiku if I want
You Scottish plebeian
A goddamn haiku if I want
You Scottish plebeian
Aggressive Haiku
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:39 pm
Five, seven, and five
Is the structure for haiku,
Canadian noob
Is the structure for haiku,
Canadian noob