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The Monsterworks
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Post by The Monsterworks » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:14 pm

Bold words from a pup.
Remember that revenge is
A dish best served cold.
Mastodon... Extinction (HW)
Osiris... Armageddon! (MW)
Elrathia... ROBOTS (LW)
Magnolia Pico... Ruination 4 (MW)
RipTide... ROBOT2 (FW)
Black Diamond... Cherry Bomb Classic 3 (HW)


The Monsterworks: 163 - 47 (.776) ...Probably up to no good.
The Cherry Bomb Classic III: 21-4
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Carbonemys: 7-1 Semifinals
Black Diamond: 9-0 Champion!
I Dance Crabcore, Motherfucker!: 5-3 Quarterfinals

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NFX
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Post by NFX » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:50 pm

Capital letters
Signifying a surprise
Exclamation mark
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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GF93
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Post by GF93 » Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:09 pm

Rose of Tellu blooms
She brings down her OP axe!
You die in two hits.


Dreadnought surfaces
Aggressive defence and then
you're over the wall.


Hellhound is doggo
He goes woof bork, but also
does spinners frighten.


Come crawling faster
Obey your Mastodon when
he bitch-slaps your ass.


Log Joke Emancipate
Fish Venerate Stag
...fuck this
name, I'm going home. :v:

Couple of ones about the Pressure Drop finalists, here. And Mastodon. :P

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Post by NFX » Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:51 am

Weaponed clusters suck?
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by GF93 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:24 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Dec 22 2016, 04:51 AM</dd></dl><div>Weaponed clusters suck?
Evidently, no-one told
the Super Smash Bros.[/quote]Could also say that
For Spy VS Spy because
they make bots go BOEM.


:v:

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Post by The Monsterworks » Fri Dec 30, 2016 2:15 am

Nick should never doubt
That the robots I build are
Perfect octagons

Alex V really
wants 300 wins before
200 losses
Mastodon... Extinction (HW)
Osiris... Armageddon! (MW)
Elrathia... ROBOTS (LW)
Magnolia Pico... Ruination 4 (MW)
RipTide... ROBOT2 (FW)
Black Diamond... Cherry Bomb Classic 3 (HW)


The Monsterworks: 163 - 47 (.776) ...Probably up to no good.
The Cherry Bomb Classic III: 21-4
Show
Carbonemys: 7-1 Semifinals
Black Diamond: 9-0 Champion!
I Dance Crabcore, Motherfucker!: 5-3 Quarterfinals

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Post by GF93 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:53 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The Monsterworks</dt><dd>Dec 30 2016, 02:15 AM</dd></dl><div>Alex V really
wants 300 wins before
200 losses[/quote]This I can confirm. :v:

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Post by NFX » Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:57 pm

ALL OF THE PLAYOFFS
Three robots undefeated
Satisfactory
Last edited by NFX on Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by playzooki » Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:10 pm

>giving a flying
fuck about the results in
cherry bomb classic

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Post by Wolf51-50 » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:04 am

Last of all, Endgame
Alpha Robotics last hope
No love for the Book :v:
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!

Recent Tournaments:

ROBOT2
FW: Apocalyptic Peacekeeper (2-3)
LW: Backstab 3 (3-3) [Lifetime 11-8]
MW: Outrage 2 (4-1) [Lifetime 6-3]
HW: Tulta Munille (3-2)

Ruination: The Upheavel
LW: White Lightning (1-6) [Lifetime 4-8]
MW: Diablo Genesis (5-3) [Lifetime 10-5]
HW: Coup de Grâce (2-5) [Lifetime 13-9]
SHW: Fenrir (6-2) [Lifetime 7-3]

Reckoning: The Revival
MW: Vovoka (4-1) [Lifetime 10-3]

tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL

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Post by That Kode Guy » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:49 pm

Guess what motherfuckers
My haiku has more syllables
Six, eight, six, so get rekt

:v:

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Post by NFX » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:22 pm

Therefore, not haiku.
I know you want to appear
clever, but fuck off.

:P
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by NFX » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:32 pm

Dot dot dot dot, dot,
Dot dash dot dot, dot dash dot
dot, dash dash dash. Hi&#33;
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by That Kode Guy » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:34 pm

I'll call my long haiku
A goddamn haiku if I want
You Scottish plebeian

:v:

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Post by NFX » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:39 pm

Five, seven, and five
Is the structure for haiku,
Canadian noob

:v:
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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