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Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:14 am
by NFX
This thread was quite good
I think it deserves some posts
Also fuck Turgor

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:38 am
by Cha0sFerret
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The_Angry_Goat</dt><dd>Jul 13 2016, 10:39 PM</dd></dl><div>how dare you pollute
this wonderful thread with your
filthy attempts at haiku[/quote]<del>I believe you'll find
the last line of your "haiku"
has six syllables</del>

seven. i can't count apparently :v:

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 12:38 pm
by NFX
That is a problem
Which can crop up in haiku
Too many sylla

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:21 pm
by The_Angry_Goat
Interesting. I say
Two of those words with one
Not two, making 5

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:24 pm
by That Kode Guy
You right daft codger
Those lines you produced just now
Are 6 6 5, fool.

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:59 pm
by The_Angry_Goat
I pronounce things weird
for the middle line is wrong, but
first is not for me
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Now that I am able
let me counter your claim, brad. with
a syllable counter

Image

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:55 pm
by The Monsterworks
It's obvious that
Gabe hates melty-fbs.
In truth, I do too.


Jas114 wants
A personal nerf for me.
Why does he exist?

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:40 pm
by Badnik96
haikus are weird as
i'm not sure if i can do
well i'll sure as hell

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:54 pm
by NFX
Who the fuck is this
Why are you inside my house
That looks like a gun

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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:02 pm
by That Kode Guy
Viluy, Teresa
doing very naughty things
to each other. Yay.

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:15 am
by MadBull
To freeze a moment
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

(not mine :P)

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:36 am
by NFX
Cherry Bomb Classic:
Coffee, Exit, Blossom, Ghost,
Viluy - Team Mongoose

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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:54 pm
by NFX
First, counteth to three
Then shalt thou lobbest forth thy
Holy Hand Grenade

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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:19 pm
by Madman
To melt an ice cube
At the touch of a button
Is no easy task.

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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:59 am
by NFX
Easier than most
Cryoseism catches fire
Of its own accord