Aggressive Haiku
Aggressive Haiku
A topic for everyone interested in the aggressive haiku, my fictional hobby that turned out to be less fictional than I thought.
Remember, first 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.
Just had a hot bath
A fart precedes a brown fall
I shall bathe again
Remember, first 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.
Just had a hot bath
A fart precedes a brown fall
I shall bathe again
Aggressive Haiku
This is now a thing?
I don't think we needed this,
But I'll still post here.
I don't think we needed this,
But I'll still post here.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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Prepare for an extremely hostile Haiku:
fuck you, fuck you: fuck
everyone but especially
you, for you're a twat
fuck you, fuck you: fuck
everyone but especially
you, for you're a twat
‽ ROBOTICS
CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//Nick's Fuzzy Rules -- -- Hobbyweight//Bot-o-Rama//Buzzkill -- -- Arbitraryweight//D12//Listen Here, Grandad, This Is America, Everyone Here Eats Ass
Bots that I think are better than my actual champions: Chimera // Venice Queen // Cuddle Time!
V900? Wheres V1-899 ~NickyDustyOwl
fridge ~ V900
Wasn't Ted Bundy physically attractive though? ~Superbomb122
get a room ~Madbull
I will NOT ~Superbomb122
CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//Nick's Fuzzy Rules -- -- Hobbyweight//Bot-o-Rama//Buzzkill -- -- Arbitraryweight//D12//Listen Here, Grandad, This Is America, Everyone Here Eats Ass
Bots that I think are better than my actual champions: Chimera // Venice Queen // Cuddle Time!
V900? Wheres V1-899 ~NickyDustyOwl
fridge ~ V900
Wasn't Ted Bundy physically attractive though? ~Superbomb122
get a room ~Madbull
I will NOT ~Superbomb122
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What the hell is this?
That's not aggressive at all!
Fight me IRL.
That's not aggressive at all!
Fight me IRL.
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Aggressive Haiku
Tony's Shovearound
Ten Millimetre Hardox
Hugely Overweight
Ten Millimetre Hardox
Hugely Overweight
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Your dumb music tastes
How they make my poor ears bleed
Please go kill yourself
How they make my poor ears bleed
Please go kill yourself
This account is in a state of dimensional flux
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And now for a rude haiku:
Your haikus are bad
And therefore you should feel bad
Zero out of ten
Your haikus are bad
And therefore you should feel bad
Zero out of ten
Last edited by Cha0sFerret on Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Aggressive Haiku
came across this and loved it
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Last edited by MadBull on Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Aggressive Haiku
My God is the Sun
We get some rules to follow
Queens of the Stone Age
We get some rules to follow
Queens of the Stone Age
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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Battle writing tips
"what crap its only a joke"
Who spiked my coffee?
"what crap its only a joke"
Who spiked my coffee?
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what even are haikus
i dont understand these things
can someone explain
i dont understand these things
can someone explain
Aggressive Haiku
Haikus can be tough
Both to think of and write down
Especially if you can't get the correct number of syllables in the final line
Both to think of and write down
Especially if you can't get the correct number of syllables in the final line
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
Aggressive Haiku
Badnik the airport
Can a man be an airport?
Only Badnik can
Can a man be an airport?
Only Badnik can
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I gotta go and
fuck that bitch right inside the
deep dark pussy walls
fuck that bitch right inside the
deep dark pussy walls
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Thirty-two weapon...
Screw common sense, things must die!
Armor can't save you!
Screw common sense, things must die!
Armor can't save you!
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