ARC

A topic for everyone interested in the aggressive haiku, my fictional hobby that turned out to be less fictional than I thought.

Remember, first 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.



Just had a hot bath

A fart precedes a brown fall

I shall bathe again

This is now a thing?
I don't think we needed this,
But I'll still post here.

Prepare for an extremely hostile Haiku:




fuck you, fuck you: fuck

everyone but especially

you, for you're a twat

What the hell is this?
That's not aggressive at all!
Fight me IRL.

Tony's Shovearound
Ten Millimetre Hardox
Hugely Overweight

Your dumb music tastes
How they make my poor ears bleed
Please go kill yourself

And now for a rude haiku:

Your haikus are bad
And therefore you should feel bad
Zero out of ten

came across this and loved it

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

My God is the Sun
We get some rules to follow
Queens of the Stone Age

Battle writing tips
"what crap its only a joke"
Who spiked my coffee?

what even are haikus
i dont understand these things
can someone explain

Haikus can be tough
Both to think of and write down
Especially if you can't get the correct number of syllables in the final line

Badnik the airport
Can a man be an airport?
Only Badnik can

I gotta go and
fuck that bitch right inside the
deep dark pussy walls

Thirty-two weapon...
Screw common sense, things must die!
Armor can't save you!