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That Kode Guy
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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:23 pm

You wanna know what?
These haikus are really bad
And you should feel bad
This account is in a state of dimensional flux

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Venice Queen
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Post by Venice Queen » Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:46 pm

at least some of them
make a little bit of sense
others worry me
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V900? Wheres V1-899 ~NickyDustyOwl
fridge ~ V900

Wasn't Ted Bundy physically attractive though? ~Superbomb122
get a room ~Madbull
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Post by NFX » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:02 pm

omg you guys
this shit is totes amazeballs
lmfao
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Post by GF93 » Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:07 am

Murder Death Unit
Nick F is a cheap bastard!
Also has girl's hair

:P
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Post by MadBull » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:50 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Dec 2 2015, 10:07 AM</dd></dl><div>Murder Death Unit
Nick F is a cheap bastard&#33;
Also has girl's hair

:P[/quote]Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

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Post by Cha0sFerret » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:34 pm

Vertical rammers
use future technology
and ought to be feared.
poopity scoop

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Post by Venice Queen » Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:22 pm

I cannot be alone
when I say that this thread really
needs to be revived
‽ ROBOTICS
CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//Nick's Fuzzy Rules -- -- Hobbyweight//Bot-o-Rama//Buzzkill -- -- Arbitraryweight//D12//Listen Here, Grandad, This Is America, Everyone Here Eats Ass

Bots that I think are better than my actual champions: Chimera // Venice Queen // Cuddle Time!


V900? Wheres V1-899 ~NickyDustyOwl
fridge ~ V900

Wasn't Ted Bundy physically attractive though? ~Superbomb122
get a room ~Madbull
I will NOT ~Superbomb122



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Post by Cha0sFerret » Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:27 pm

:v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
:v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
:v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
poopity scoop

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Post by NFX » Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:44 pm

Start writing Haiku
I think this is going well
Now to finish it
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Post by playzooki » Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:19 pm

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Cha0sFerret</dt><dd>Jan 11 2016, 09:27 PM</dd></dl><div> :v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
:v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v: :v:
:v: :v: :v: :v: :v: [/quote]xdddd
ddddddd
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Post by NFX » Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:41 pm

I FULLY admit
I would find a man jerking
me off distracting
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Post by MadBull » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:44 am

:P

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Post by NFX » Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:46 am

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>MadBull</dt><dd>Jan 22 2016, 05:44 AM</dd></dl><div>:P[/quote]I said vagina?
Actually I think you'll find
it was lesbians.
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Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

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Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

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Post by Cha0sFerret » Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:05 pm

Refrigerator
Refrigerator again
Refrigerator
poopity scoop

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Post by Venice Queen » Wed Jul 13, 2016 10:39 pm

how dare you pollute
this wonderful thread with your
filthy attempts at haiku
‽ ROBOTICS
CHAMPIONS: Lightweight//Ruination 4//Nick's Fuzzy Rules -- -- Hobbyweight//Bot-o-Rama//Buzzkill -- -- Arbitraryweight//D12//Listen Here, Grandad, This Is America, Everyone Here Eats Ass

Bots that I think are better than my actual champions: Chimera // Venice Queen // Cuddle Time!


V900? Wheres V1-899 ~NickyDustyOwl
fridge ~ V900

Wasn't Ted Bundy physically attractive though? ~Superbomb122
get a room ~Madbull
I will NOT ~Superbomb122



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