CBC SHW Week 14: Fenrir vs. KEGATRON
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 1:32 pm
Fenrir | KEGATRON |
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Speed: 5 | Speed: 5 |
Traction: 3 | Traction: 6-1 |
Torque: 1 | Torque: 1 |
Weapon: 15 | Weapon: 12 |
Armour: 6 | Armour: 6 |
Config: N/A | Config: N/A |
THE LAST FIGHT COMES, AND AGAINST A FELLOW WARRIOR OF STRENGTH AND VIGOUR! HAIL FENRIR, BIPEDAL HALF-MAN HALF-DOG WITH BIG INEXPLICABLE COW HORNS! MAY WE FIGHT WELL THIS DAY!
THE NORSE DOG FURRY'S WEAKNESS IS IN ITS INFERIOR POISE AND DEXTERITY! KEGATRON SHALL THUS SPIN KEGATRON'S MIGHTY DRUM IN THE UNCONVENTIONAL DOWNWARD MANNER, TO BYPASS THE ODIN-ONANIST'S OWN WEAPON AND STRIKE TRUE AGAINST ITS MEAGRE DEFENCES! ONCE THIS HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED, KEGATRON WILL LEAP LIKE A VIGOROUS SALMON OVER THE TOP OF FENRIR, PUTTING KEGATRON IN A POSITION TO RESET THE FIGHT AND RE-ENGAGE AT WILL!
IT IS NO SECRET THAT KEGATRON HAS ONLY EMERGED VICTORIOUS ONCE IN THIS CAMPAIGN. NEVERTHELESS! KEGATRON'S FURIOUS MIGHT WILL BE BROUGHT TO BEAR ONE LAST TIME, FOR VICTORY IS FLEETING, BUT GLORY IS FOREVER! FIGHT WELL, SCANDINAVIAN CRUFTS ENTHUSIAST! FOR NOW YOU FACE!
KEGATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!