Solve et Coagula vs. V For Vendetta

Post by **That Kode Guy** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:15 am

Teresa: So, what happened to that thing with the big mouth?

Cutie Honey: I don't care. He's ugly, keep him away from here.

*a green dragon passes by and breathes fire all over them, then leaves with a snort*

Teresa: ...

Cutie Honey: ...

****

Prof. Vengeance: You better have had a good reason to call me here.

Kody: It's Nick Fisher. He killed Rob and Lewis!

Prof. Vengeance: Oh teh noes. Well I have something for just such an emergency.

Kody: That is?

*Prof. Vengeance fries Kody with his Chaos-Emerald-empowered ubercane*

Kody: ...

Prof. Vengeance: Find someone who cares, why don't you. *disappears in swish of cape*

Josh: *howling with laughter*

Kody: Shut up.

Lian: No. HAHAHAHAHA.

Nick S: I'd be untruthful if I said that wasn't even slightly amusing.

Kody: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Josh: Okay Cartman.

Kody: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Lian: Okay Kenny.

Kody: ...Scarab, get them.

*they turn around and, instead of facing a lightweight robot, are facing a 25-foot high actual scarab beetle with bloodied jaws*

Kody: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Come on, let's go.

*the beetle stalks after Kody. The others are shellshocked*

Josh: Okay. His robots are suddenly turning into their namesakes.

Nick S: Well that leaves Solve et Coagula. Considering its record, I doubt it would turn into anything harmful.

Lian: Let's taunt him about that!

Josh: NO! Do you want him to actually sic the beetle on us?

Lian: Oh. Right.

****

Kody: Good luck out there Tracy.

*Lime-y is getting her ample butt kicked by Lethal Injection*

Tracy: Damn it! DX

Alex V: YES! I'm winning!

Tracy: D8<

*Tracy runs over and kicks Alex V in his kneecaps*

Alex V: OW!

Kody: Yeah you're fine.

****

Kody: What happened to you two?

*Cutie Honey smacks Kody*

Kody: Ow! Hey what was that?!

*Teresa smacks Kody*

Kody: ...if you explained why you both did that, I'd be a little more understanding.

Cutie Honey: You didn't defend us from that dragon!

Kody: Uhh... what.

Teresa: A flying lizard passed by and torched us, and you weren't around...

Kody: Uhh... right? What could I have done?

Cutie Honey: Sharing our pain would have been nice...

Kody: Okay fine, I'll hunt down this dumb dragon. Scarab, stay here and guard them.

*Kody walks away*

****

Kody: Yo, where's your dragon?

Chris: Out back.

Kody: Thanks.

****

Kody: Ooh hey, a common Welsh Green.

Josh: Hungarian Horntail's better.

Kody: What are you doing here?

Josh: I heard what you're up to. You already lost to the dragon, so you'd better give it up.

Kody: Well not if SeC actually morphs into... whatever, I might have another chance. And anyway I can't fight V For Vendetta, Lewis is...

Josh: ...it's a fucking dragon, dude...

Kody: Oh no, tell me something I don't know. Yeah yeah, I know that. But I'm stubborn.

*the dragon peers down at Kody skeptically*

Kody: ...

*a Poke Ball appears in Kody's hand*

Kody: What the...

Josh: ???

Kody: Uh, whatever. GO! *tosses the Poke Ball*

*a Trapinch comes out*

Josh: ... LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Josh laughs uncontrollably*

Kody: Fuck you! DX I didn't ask for this!

*the dragon also lets out an amused chuckle... and then stomps on the Trapinch. Josh is now banging on the floor in hysterical laughter*

Kody: God damn it. Return. *recalls the Trapinch* Seriously, SeC? Just when I thought you couldn't be any more pathetic.

*a pair of pincers poke out through the Ball and snap on Kody's nose, then retreat*

Kody: OWW! *holds nose*

Chris: So how's that dragon slaying working out for you?

Kody: Go suck it. *stomps off*

Josh: Ahahaha... I told him.

Chris: It's more of a matter of his bot sucking than the dragon being more powerful. I'm still going to make you pay for his loss to the hornet.

Josh: :D

****

Cutie Honey: So how did it go?

Kody: ...terribly.

Teresa: You have half a nose.

Kody: Nothing a bit of surgery can't cure.

*SeC comes out of its Poke Ball. Scarab looks down at it curiously*

Cutie Honey: Hey! It's cute! :3

Kody: It took out my nose.

Teresa: Cute.

Kody: Stop calling it cute!

*the Trapinch has got something in its jaws*

Kody: Huh? Uh... may I see that?

*CRUNCH*

Kody: ... I guess not.

*SeC grins, showing sharp teeth*

Kody: ...hey, a panel. "V For Vendetta"? ...hey! Maybe Lewis IS still alive!

*SeC grins again, showing bloody teeth*

Kody: ...or maybe not.

*SeC evolves into a Vibrava*

Kody: No, you're not getting more airtime, the season's over.

*SeC hangs its head*

****

Kite: HELP!!!

Zombie Killer: RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!