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Kody: I must say, well DONE for your victory over Jack Frost last week.
Teresa: Oh... um, thank you.
*a snowman some distance away is holding up one branch arm, with the end of it in the shape of a middle finger*
Teresa: How rude.
Kody: Don't worry, I got this. *radios someone in* Yo, could I have some assistance, please?
Josh: *on the other end* Haha... after this week? Screw you, dude. :P
Kody: Hmm. *hangs up* How rude indeed.
*Kody takes out a Super Scope and fires a charged shot at the snowman, blowing it up and sending the head (partially melted already) into a chimney*
Teresa: That was uncalled for.
Kody: Sometimes violence works. Anyway, you're up against something called Jupiter 2 P.
Teresa: Wh-WHAT?! I-I have to fight a PLANET?!?!
Kody: NO! That's the robot's name. Really now...
Teresa: Sorry, carried away.
Kody: Well anyway - hang on.
*Kody fires another charged shot at Lian on a building nearby; he drops his sniper rifle and goes flying with a yell*
Lian: DAMN YOU WEE TITTY NUUUUUN... *crash* Hey a nickel!
Teresa: Ex-cuse me?
Kody: Don't mind them, they're just foaming at the mouth that you're 19-0 lifetime. And soon to be 20-0! Now let's take a look at Jupiter 2 P.
*Kody pulls down a projection screen, and a projector turns on and displays an image of Jupiter 2 P*
Teresa: How alien.
Kody: Indeed. We'll let's see.
*stats appear on the bottom-left corner of the image*
Kody: More speed, less traction, more torque, much less wedge, bit more weapon, and so-so armour.
Teresa: So what does that mean?
Kody: Nothing yet. So what can you tell me about the design?
*Teresa takes out a miniscule pair of spectacles and peers at the design*
Kody: ...what.
Teresa: It's very edgy.
Kody: And?
Teresa: Spiky.
Kody: ... AND?
Teresa: ...red and purple.
Kody: AUUUGH. YOU CAN FLIP IT OVER! It can't self-right!
Teresa: Really?
Kody: YES REALLY! It'll struggle like a newborn tortoise on its back!
Teresa: I didn't realize. Very well. Um, what is with the spikes?
Kody: Uh, they point directly into the ground, pretty much.
Teresa: I would want to avoid that, wouldn't I?
Kody: In a manner of speaking, but I guess it wouldn't matter if you can throw him onto his back.
Teresa: I want my scoop.
Kody: An admirable suggestion. ...HEY!
*Kody whips a butter knife at Teresa*
Teresa: WHA - *ducks; it hits an invisible figure behind her, who uncloaks*
Kody: Nice try, Badnik.
Dylan McC: *takes the butter knife out of his neck* Hmm. No wonder I never play as Spy. *collapse* Urk.
Teresa: I'm scared...
Kody: Well never mind that. Do you see any other advantages?
Teresa: *peers again* ...I think I'm better controlled.
Kody: Well that's a given.
Kite: *nearby* Help! This madman is trying to kill me!
Zombie Killer: Die!
Kody: No. *turns back to Teresa* So I think that's it.
Teresa: So am I destined to be forever hated...?
Nick Schuch: *puts on shades* By most people.
Kody: Oh. What do you want?
Nick S: I just went to visit Josh.
Kody: And how did that go?
Nick S: Well I brought up Curse of the Deep and the entire place exploded.
Kody: Interesting.
Teresa: ...may I go now?
Alex MW: Titty nun.
Teresa: Stop calling me that!
Kody: Alright I'm ending this. There's far too much filler anyway.
Nick Fisher: May I offer you a humbug?
Kody: Yes please. Mmm, minty fresh.
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Rob Collins: *dots in journal* today... December 10th... 2013... now, how else do I begin...
*suddenly Martijn cameos in out of nowhere and puts him out of commission with a Cloth doused in chloroform...or is it really Martijn?! find out next time!*
Teresa vs. Jupiter 2 P
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Teresa vs. Jupiter 2 P
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